Recent content by Expat

Totally right! Avon has a good new one. And their lippies are great!

I'm watching less and less QVC now, fed up with makeup colours not as described (Tarte, Doll10) and frumpy clothes with high postage. Prefer the shops now.

Agree with all the above, can't stand Abi Cleve and her lecturing, self-important manner. She's not a beautician. I don't know which of the Abbis is worse. And I can't bear Jill Franks' corpse coloured nails, eeuw! They give me the creeps, I hate that colour! It's so unflattering.

Claire said on the show when discussing sizes that she was a "juicy 12" at the moment. And I agree with someone who earlier said she was Fake. Her smile is very strained now. It must be difficult to be ecstatic about a toilet cleaning 'solution' when you're not feeling your best.

Me Keenan was on with Squeaky Vondaa last night looking positively radioactive!

I'm not sure if it's a recent holiday or fake tan, but I hope she's ok. She had breast cancer ten years or so ago. How do you find out these things in advance? Not that Ill be ordering it...

Alison Keenan always looks to me as if she's been cooked to a golden crisp at 160 degrees. How can she look in the mirror and not see how bad it looks?

OMG the amount of lying that goes on, shiny pink barge shaped shoes which are 'really, really lovely/beautiful etc etc' a/c to the hedge-haired Melissa. The black nails do Not look 'edgy' but horrid.

The colours are DIRE! The green in particular is a senior care home special. The antique rose and variations are not to be found in nature but on builders walls. The splits on the 'toppers' look dreadful, the whole lot look like blankets or things you walk on in yurts. And Wynne layers are...

I thought this was utterly boring. All her clothes are shapeless, despite what the ghastly Melissa says. I may be not a perfect 10 but I still want a bit of shape and curve to my tops, shirts and jumpers. It's called tailoring. For these prices ugly expect a decent cut. As a newbie, can I...