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Just a couple more... Taurus - a simple scent of fresh cow pats with a subtle dash of methane. The perfect symbolic gift for all the liars in your life. Raw Sewage - an exotic fragrance sourced from deep under ground, where the rats and cockroaches frolic. Raw Sewage is a unique blend of waste...

Glad you like 'em! Here's a couple more...:cheeky: New Baby - forget talcum powder! This young and not-so-innocent fragrance combines dirty nappies, sterilising fluid and stale milk, giving the user the full experience of a newborn baby. Also useful as a contraceptive. Locker Room - a limited...

I've got a few. Anyone with sensitive stomachs better stop reading... "Summer Bries" - a "stunning" blend of the finest, ripest cheeses including Gorgonzola, Limberger and Brie. With a scent like this, who needs sell by dates? "Laundry Day" - this aroma features a rich bouquet of dirty socks...

My mother has had trouble with hard, cracked skin on her feet for as long as I can remember. It's not due to neglect, since she's very fastidious with personal hygiene. However, she does wear sandals a lot (i.e. almost every day), so maybe that might be why. Her arthritis also makes it hard for...

I've had problems with dermatitis on my hands. It itches like mad and sometimes the skin splits! :doh: I find that E45 helps no end. Also, it helps if you find out what is causing the problem and avoid it if you can. For me, it was washing up liquid and some hand washes. I'm guessing it was...

Good 'un. Just a few more things to add. Take a sip... ... for every second it takes them to open the presentation boxes and show the jewellery being sold. ... every time the presenter implies the item is brand new when it (or something very similar) has been sold before (eg. "Wow, I've never...

I suppose it is rare in the same sense that tanzanite is rare.

That's a very nice bracelet you have there. I think that out of all the jewellery channels, I like the rocks and co designs best. Unfortunately, many of them are way out of my price range.

Maybe you could have cocktail sausages instead?

rubeeeeek- a new addition to the "-eeek" collection. A beautiful, prestigious, affordable* gemstone with all the charm of a real ruby. Even an expert jeweller couldn't tell them apart! (Note: No, rubeeek is not just red coloured CZ, even though they look exactly the same and have exactly the...

Bravo Frazzled!

Ooh yes! I love love love cherry tomatoes*! You can eat them with a crisp little salad or a little chip or even a baked bean. You can have them for breakfast, elevenses, lunch, dinner, tea, supper, midnight munchies or anytime you fancy a quick snack. Myself even uses them as an ingrreeeeejunt...

That says it all, doesn't it? :puke:

Well.... I once had a pair of red trainers. Does that count? *thinks to self* Although that would explain the chafing while I was working out...

OK, that top looks like a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen. I thought they were supposed to be making improvements too.