MonsMeg

Toblerone?

Those vile plastic Harry Monks now. Nice decor for a downmarket Thai brothel. Just got some more back in the business. Of course you...

Now you get this in the semen…Stamen, I think he meant…Or did he? Carry On Up Me Aspidistra..

These trampled roses, right? They look similar to my lumpy bumpy forehead, okay? Dr. Karloffitoff, my lobotomy surgeon..He warned me not...

That's one of the most important pieces of information collectors want to know when buying a watch, what movement is in the watch, make...

Bump on the head, a likely story. His eyes look like piss holes in the snow.

Wonder if Opatra have a device to clean ones retinas after the sight of Pedro's distorted phizog.

I am fascinated to hear what type of accident you think he has had, which made his eyebrows look like Ming the Merciless, and made his...

Has Pedro styled his eyebrows on Ming the Merciless.

I have been watching Peter Simon on shopping TV for years and he gets no better. Same old hesitations, clichés, unfinished sentences...

Win the entire Gamages Watches Collection as First Prize in a spectacular TJC competition this evening. Second Prize - Two Collections.

Please don't change who you are. He's an idiotic, vile, crude insensitive prat. He has absolutely no understanding of the effect of his...

I have watched shopping television since the later 1990s and written about it since the early 2000s. I’ve seen most of the well known...

Best Vacuum? Well in the REAL Hammy's opinion, it's HENRY.

Never knew Dave worked on IW RIP Hairy Biker