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    Presenter Dennice - looks amazing for 106 - tells us that when she's home alone she never has the heating on , she just snuggles into a hoodie like the one she's flogging now. What a load of twaddle.
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    Presenter Jess tells us she has bought the Mulberry silk duvet 'for my mum'. If there was ever a book written about shopping telly it should be called 'I Bought This For My Mum' as this particular piece of bs is such a staple of the industry. Mulberry Ray , the world's most boring man, was on...
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    First rule of shopping telly presenting '...... tell 'em you use it yourself and that you swear by it.'
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    That's right - there was a bit of VT of her with a tape measure round her neck to prove the point. Bit like the shot of Linda Lusardi wearing the lab coat in the promotion for her cosmetics.
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    Sally has just claimed that she has been speaking at a health conference in Zurich , addressing' three hundred doctors' !!!!! Surprisingly I can't find anything about it on the internet.
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    Meltdown Mike said that it will be absolutely impossible to purchase treadmills in January , and that you have to buy now. Cut to blanket treadmill shows starting Boxing Day. I would love to know the actual amount of use a fitness product from IW actually gets. What would be the average for ...
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    Peter's on with the coffee machine..... 'from the Pharaohs to the Kings and Queens' he begins. A quick google confirms that coffee was not drunk until over a thousand years after the demise of the last Pharaoh. He used to say that Krups who make the machine are a 'byword for German engineering'...
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    Also they buy everything for their mums..... 'now I bought this for my mum' is one of the most frequent lies they tell. Also ' I bought something similar but I paid a lot more , and it didn't have the ( name feature )' is another favourite. My current number one is presenter Alex who claims that...
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    Peter Simon , Sally Jacks , Mike Mason , Mark Ryce. Also the CBD Oil man Chris and Mark the occasional BBQ man were on Bid. A real roll of honour.
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    Resident genius Reg Varney was on with the Will Writing man , who was talking about Lasting Power Of Attorney. Reg blurted out that he had phoned the phone company on his dad's behalf , and they said they needed to speak to the account holder. ( It was all made up of course ) He reckoned that if...
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    She made up an excruciating story , which she hadn't thought through -some nonsense about her son getting in the car and feeling cold ,then her wrapping him the heated jacket and it warming him up. I would be surprised if it would deliver heat in that configuration - in any event it was just BS.
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    Peter Simon is on claiming he has been using Elizabeth Grant for seventeen years. The only thing he appears to have been using for seventeen years is botox. 'I don't give my age away , but I was born not long after the second world war' he tells us. According to Wikipedia he was born at the end...
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    It was like Bid Tv on IW last night- surplus stock of faded 'celebrity' brand fragrance. Meltdown Mike was struggling to put a pitch together '....... don't think that the Ariane Grande is for teenage girls , it's highly sophisticated !' It'll be the porcelain statuettes and worry angels next.
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    Crawley is on selling footwear - 'they dissipate the heat when your feet are too hot , and lock the heat in when your feet are cold' he claims. Really Shaun? How do they do that - do they have a thermostat? The manufacturers website makes no such claim. Are you just making it up as you go along ?
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    The most objectionable part of that 'review' was that it referenced British manufacture. Mason read it out in it's entirety.. They clearly imagine that if they are quoting someone else's words they are not culpable in passing a Chinese watch off as British - 'it's not me saying it guvnor -it's...
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    Just looking at the 'customer testimonials' VT for My Pillow. Not only are all the 'customers' actors reading from a script , but they all have dubbed on voices from other actors known as voice artists, Most tv ads do the same thing - when you see a model saying 'Because I'm worth it ' or...
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    Peter has also alluded to a relationship with the late comedian Dave Allen. He used to say that all the details of his rumbustious showbiz career would be revealed in his 'book'. There is no book of course. He has alluded to a friendship with the late comedian Dave Allen , and also promised...
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    The dream team is on - Mulberry Ray , and Peter Simon. If ever there was a case for mandatory retirement these two make it, They are selling a mattress , what else ? All the phrases they use for other mattresses ,motion transfer , breathable , pressure points and so on are mindlessly applied to...
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    Denise is always dropping bait about her age , hoping for 'No you can't be !'
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    If everything is selling out, flying out the door , won't last the show , vulnerable , over allocated..... then why are they using valuable air time to promote stock that is selling itself? If this flying out the door nonsense was true , they would use the air time to present stuff that needed...

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