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    New From TJC: Meteorite Jewellery!

    Wooo-ooooo-ooooo-oo! Cris St Valery is on a roll talking carp about the newest snake oil gubbins TJC has bought in to flog to the public. Never mind your "elite" shungite that can cure every ailment from ingrown toenails to being dead for 100+ years! TJC has meteorite jewellery!! What's its...
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    Gemporia's New Sales Technique

    Victoria Norris has taken the Gemporia sales spiel to new levels today by using the Coronavirus pandemic to convince people to buy jewellery. Yup, if you're in isolation and panicky, just stay tuned to Gemporia and buy their wares! Never mind worrying about trying to buy some food and loo...
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    Amit is leaving TJC! 😳

    Chloe memtioned a couple of times in her show today that the 3rd of October (tomorrow!) is Amit's last day at TJC!! I have to admit, I always thought that you would need to prise Amit out of TJC with a team of weightlifters armed with crowbars. Yet here we are. I wonder if he's jumped, or got...
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    Presenters rubbing/wiping their noses on air

    What is it with Gemporia presenters always rubbing or wiping their noses on air? Adina is the worst for this, when she's not catching herself falling out of her dress/top, or persistently trying (and failing) to brush her hair over one shoulder. Why doesn't she get her hair cut if it keeps...
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    How many lights are on Ellis ward now?

    Just landed on Gemporia while channel hopping, and nearly dropped my mug of coffee. Ellis Ward appears to be sitting under at least three floodlights. I know Ellis isn't as young as some of the other sales people, but it looks really wrird. Is this to hide the fact that she's not so young any...
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    The Continuing Downward Slide of TJC

    I was channel hopping the other day, and landed on TJC. I know the channel has been trying loads of different things apart from jewellery now, but even I was shocked to find Rachel shilling an old staple: the "Sexxy Shoo" perfume with a tacky bottle in the shape of a stiletto shoe. Like...
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    QVC Fashion Week Runway

    Just switched over 10 minutes into this, and WHAT is Baroness Dracula dressed like? She looks like she's made that tunic top (dress?) out of my mum's old sofa covers from the late 1980s. Oh, and she's apparently forgotten to put her trousers on too. Seriously, that ugly dress is way too short...
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    "Presenter" Pick of the Show? Really?

    Chloe has just tried running a coral and opal silver friendship type bracelet, which just died on its feet. It started off at £200, then stopped dead. After saying that the price was getting checked out behind the scenes, the auction gets pulled. What's interesting is what Chloe says next. "I...
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    Someone Please Buy The New Presenters a Dictionary And A Thesaurus

    Is anyone else getting bored of the newer presenters trying to big up whatever they're selling by using convoluted and overblown descriptions. Like every other selly telly presenter you may be thinking. And I agree, except Mark, Rachel and company try using words in a way that make no sense, and...
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    Steve Milne

    I see steve Milne has added another string to his bow; he's working as a presenter on ITV's not-at-all-dodgy-seeming after hours roulette money grab Jackpot 247. I guess since he's a master at getting viewers to gamble on buying shoddy TJC goods this is a natural fit for him. Wonder if he's...
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    Nicola George back on UK shopping telly on TJC!

    Talk about a blast from the past! Yet another ex-sit up "star" reappears. Though I thought she'd emigrated to Australia?

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