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I think you meant all genders. The IQBE will have your guts for garters.

He's done that thing where he's had so much surgery that he has an indeterminate age - and looks like some AI version of himself as a consequence. How old would you say he looks there? Obviously not 20s, and not 30s either. It would be flattery to suggest he was still in his 40s, but a...

I prefer the classic 2+1 dualit toaster because it's one of the few which allows you to toast a slngle slice properly.

It seems like they only have airtime for Elemis now.

A splatted hard-boiled egg.

eugh, he's handling pants now... He doesn't even know what to call them - 'jockey shorts', shorts... no idea. He's running out of things to say very quickly. As with everything recently, there is no stock, and a dispatch date a week hence.

'Princess Chuntley' is the same as 'Duchess Meghan' for me. They share similar characteristics.

I don't mind Glen, either. I struggle with 'a little trouser', and I'm particularly not liking 'a little sneaker' which seems to have entirely replaced 'trainers' for him. I literally know not a single British person who'd use the word 'sneaker', so I can't understand why Glen does. Perhaps...

She's like a rash, that Alison Hammond. Why she has to be so manic and over-the-top all the time I just don't know. I find her competely exhausting.

This show is a hard cringe from me. Pedro seems to be chatting more **** than usual. 'If you're a gym buff (does he mean 'gym bunny?) then you're going to love these - the lads are going to love these. Yes Peter - long-sleeved t-shirts in a fairly heavy cotton are absolutely ideal for the gym.

Bit like the RFID 'wallets' which 'block scammers and other bad people' from stealing your card details by 'just standing by you'. QVC sells a lot of this apparent 'technology' in wallets, bags and the like. No-one has ever mentioned that there has never been a single recorded crime involving...

Exactly. On IW Mk.II they used to sell airtime to The Planning Crowd which did, inter alia, will writing. Can you imagine if IW Mk.III got into that. 'We, your friends at Ideal World, understand how difficult a time it is when your dearly beloved has Alzheimers/pancreatic cancer/*something...

Or maybe just sign this cheque: you don't need to worry filling out the rest. We're your friends - we can do that for you.

I have a friend who ironed tea-towels. She got this from her mother, who always ironed tea towels in case someone broke their arm and had to use a tea-towel as a sling. Presumably, she worried that the doctor in A&E might turn round and say 'well, we would re-set that arm, but given the state...

And I wonder if the nice lady and gentleman who bought that house in 1970 and have lived in it ever since realise that it's the registered office of Resultco...?

'robbing bastards' 😂

Completely agree with you: I'm certain it was him, or someone closely connected with him.

Eilidh is only marginally above Awfelia in terms of competence for me. She's never really been able to 'do it', and I'm amazed she's lasted as long as she has. Last week, she was doing a gardening show with Ken from plants2gardens, and was fake 'oohing' and 'ahhing' whilst holding up a tuber...

I"m pretty sure it was the bulldog-chewing-a-wasp that is The Goddess who was posting on his behalf. She's quite the attack dog.

Also just noticed that Paz has deleted his account. Maybe Mike felt he'd given a bit too much away.