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Momma doesn't get out much :wink:

imagine it on your bedroom floor :cheeky:

wish he was Mr Potato head cos i could remove his lips and stuff them in his backside

barf :puke::puke::puke:

tis a very slippery slope :emo:

that'd be the last time i helped any one out!! :wink:

no you don't :hi:

i got the aubergine for even less than that...QVC ur taking the pith :nod:

am debating whether it will cling to my baubles :cheeky:

it's so hot, i've not even bothered with a kaftan today....everything's swinging free.....waiting for a BT engineer to call..

talking of pancakes, Busy..... :happy:

tosser! :wink:

he must be a relly of Alvin Hall...they sound exactly the same!

crikes! bet there's 48 chapters on Pilates alone :wonder:

i still shed a tear when i think of his poor sister with no heating :nod: i hope he's ordered her the yankee TSV so at least she'll have light :wink:

and he's about as exciting as a Michele Hope factory tour :wonder:

ooh CashCardy By Glen (for men of a certain age) only available here on QVC (and Poundstretcher),with a buttery soft handle and died to match zipper (complete with furry gonk pull in a name of your choice) and a statement collar. Dress it up,dress it down,make a show of yourself around the town...

still waiting to be head-hunted Gemma...have been hanging round here for years in the hope a buyer will notice me! :wink:

...and a new homme-in-lace range from Michele :up:

oh for a weekend of ladders and drill bits :muscle: