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I hate the way they do this just to get a knowing laugh in their ear or squeezing in a filthy comment on a dare. Andy (Hodgeson?) was selling a hideous crossover bag this morning and on taking the strap out he said “You get a strapon with it”. The guy next to him looked at the camera as if to...

I was flicking through the shopping channels before bed last night and around 10.30 on the JML channel they had Shona presenting a weird prerecorded catalogue type home wares shopping programme. No JML branding but that type of thing (silicone clothes brush etc). Then she introduced the old...

I switched over to QVC on Monday morning and they had an independent living hour with a variety of disability aids. And yes, they sold a walking stick with a light on it but neither the presenter (can’t remember her name) or any of the demonstrators were faking any illnesses or injuries. A few...

Well I’m already missing IW. It was my background noise while I would be reading on the couch and I’d keep an ear out for the next whopper being told. And like the Duke said, it’s been a source of humour in some dark times in my life. Also, can I confess something? After my compost hadn’t been...

I’ve been refunded for my compost already by PayPal. I went straight there after going to the IW website and it telling me it couldn’t be reached due to a problem with MY internet connection! Such cheek🤣 But yea in future I’ll go straight to Your garden for it. And yes definitely no sympathy...

What is the missing order you’ve bought? I finally succumbed to buying the “5 star rated” compost on the 26th and it still hasn’t been dispatched. Luckily I paid by PayPal but it’s the hassle I object to

I haven’t been on here for a while and I’ve only skimmed IW now and again. However the other night my friend recommended buying an air con unit for the bedroom as she said it’s a godsend. I thought “I know who has a surplus of air conditioners” so switched over to our favourite one stop shopping...

They’re flogging a cocktail blender tonight. Basically a normal drinks/smoothie maker but aimed at making cocktails. Complete waste of time and money considering they give you a standard metal cocktail shaker in the box which is far superior for making cocktails than a high speed blender. As...

New presenter alert! Adele Seeker? Teeker? Couldn’t catch her surname but it looks like they’ve dragged her in from a night out to replace Berk at short notice. I don’t recognise her but maybe she’s been a demonstrator before. She’s on the overnight with the Miracle Shammy guy doing his same...

They're pushing some business/service Vintage Cash Cow now, similar to the wills or pensions shows. This firm sounds like an online Dickinson's Real Deal, you send off your old tat and they tell you what they'll pay for it. Except you can't haggle for more. Shaun keeps telling us it's amazing...

They've got that Proto-col snake oil garbage on now with Dee-knees as the presenter and Sally as the expert. Why not just have Sally on her own and give Skeletor the night off? I know they use Shona and Shawn as a demonstrator when staff levels are low but they both started in that role. It's...

Just switched over to a Garden Bargains show with Genevieve and Angela and thought I must be having a stroke due to absolutely nothing they were saying making sense. Between them stumbling over their words, interrupting each other, getting the products wrong, the director showing the wrong...

I've hardly been watching the channels lately. Like everyone else says its fun to take the piss out of them for a while but then you just get disgusted at their sales techniques and too much "rage watching" isn't good for anybody's mental health. I have to say though, I flicked over to an...

I'm not a watch lover but I can't wait for the next Vostock show with Pervy Pete and Conman Kev proclaiming the watches rich Russian military heritage whilst subtly dodging mentioning Putin trying to start WW3. "Gerrit while you can! It won't be here much longer! Neither will most of Europe!"...

Bamix/Baymix time. John's just said "People take the Mickey out of me and call me "I'm not a chef John". I wonder who he's talking about? 😂

Exactly. That's why he was just vaguely hinting at who he thought it would be suitable for. It was very obvious what he was getting at. As part of the LGBT+ community myself, I wouldn't be seen dead in it as it was so gaudy 😂 Ugh! Can you imagine him naked on Onlyfans? His stringy body and them...

I've just flicked over and Barrow Boy Mike is showing a hideous Duxot rainbow stone watch. I've seen a Rolex with similar stones around the dial which maybe this is emulating but even that has polarizing views on Reddit when someone posts a photo of one. This one just looks cheap and nasty. Mike...

I was flicking through the channels when I caught a repeat showing of the Piranha peeler show on their repeat channel. Sally Jacks is dressed up as some kind of Ice Queen from Narnia or something. I jumped behind the couch as she scared the life out of me. Thought it was safe to come out but...

I got that phone call at the beginning of the first lockdown after buying some plants. They made out it was a free membership with a book of shopping vouchers. As all the shops had just been closed down I thought it might come in handy for online shopping as the lady in the phone said I could...

Yes certainly. Ray's Mulberry Silk duvet has sold 8 in the king size and 6 in the double. 8 of the giant hoodies have gone and a massive 10 of the Beldray cordless vacuum have been sold. That number probably includes Paul Bordel buying another couple of them for his guesthouse 😂