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That’s all I was trying to say, folks. I’m glad the post suggesting I was some sort of I.W mole has disappeared - that couldn’t be further from the truth! Truce, Slipalong? I’m a lover not a fighter and REALLY hate aggro 😉

Think I’ll just bow out gracefully here. I think the man’s an arse who may or may not have had a facial injury combined with something unexplained. You made a ‘I feel sorry for you’ comment that I thought a bit unnecessary. I’ve enjoyed this post/forum recently as a place to share my horror at...

Bit harsh - no need to feel sorry for me. I stand by the craniofacial injury pattern that such an accident can result in. Do I believe a patio door was solely responsible? No, not particularly.

He must’ve been running at 70mph into that patio door…or someone’s thrown him at it 🥊

His sweeping looked typical of a ‘face plant’ type injury or a forceful blow straight to the front of his face/head. The plaster also suggested an injury more than having ‘work’ done. And as I type, he would seem to have confirmed my suspicions 😵‍💫

Thanks Jazzy! I know I shouldn’t but I can’t wait to get another look 😮

I would love to know what volume of sales constitutes something ‘flying out the door’? Accordingly to Genevieve EVERYTHING seems to do it! When I first stumbled onto the I.W channel, I was strangely captivated/amused by their relentless sales b*llsh*t. The more I see of it, I find their blatant...

Does anyone know when Peter Simon is due back on air? I saw him briefly yesterday and was shocked by his appearance. I initially thought he’d had some sort of botched ‘treatment’ but, as time went on, began to think he’d been involved in an accident. Either way, I was strangely...

I’m so thankful for you lot on this forum - it’s like a meeting of warped minds 🤓

Between the copper socks and the, erm, stepper (slider), Peter Simon’s going to have better circulation than an industrial wind turbine.

…oh, and keep the box because artisans of fine fragrance…..well, we’ll never know what they’d do as he didn’t finish the sentence. I feel as if I’m on drugs when I watch him!

…and what the hell is a ‘formulacation’?! The man talks absolute gibberish.

In discovering this channel, I feel as though I’ve stumbled upon a combination of Vic & Bob’s Big Night Out and The Twilight Zone. I honestly can’t believe this codswallop exists! Its market-stall tat meets hallucinogenic drugs meets A.S.A-skirting hard sell. I can’t take my eyes off it…for all...

I was just about to post that, Galesgal! ‘Lovely to see you this Friday afternoon’ he says. It’s effin’ Tuesday, you clown 🤡

Peter just described the stepper he’s hawking as providing the ‘placebo effect’. What a load of cobblers he talks.

That’s what I thought too. Not to worry, at least they have anti-microoooooobial qualities, right, ok?!

…from the same medical dictionary as ‘verycuss’ veins, I wonder?! I posted about this clown for the first time last night. I couldn’t stop myself checking the channel again 5 minutes ago…and he’s back! I’ve never heard such a lot of crap talked in such a short period of time. Is he/it always...

Perfectly put! I can’t believe what I’m watching - talk about the lowest of the low

…oh, and is he paid per mention of the word ‘right’?!

My first post (please be kind!) but I had to seek this forum out to share my horror at what I’m watching on TV right now. Just channel hopping and landed on Peter Simon. Is this parody TV?! Surely this can’t be passing for a genuine presentation?!!! How the hell do they get away with it?! It’s...