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    Why can’t they just tell you the price?

    Last night TJC were shilling an Electronic Gadget, I guess it was some kind of massager than you are supposed to use on your face. They claimed that, at the ‘bargain’ asking price of over £500 you were saving ………. over £5000! And people were actually buying it
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    Hi everyone, I’m just watching IW after a very long time. It’s great to see Vanessa Feltz Fan Club still shilling old Lizzie Grants potions. I have to say, the results of the potions are literally unbelievable!
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    Dirty Peter is selling a Treadmill, which he’s gonna buy. He says : - ‘“I can put this in the Conservatory. Well, the Front Room, I haven’t got a Conservatory” WTF is he on?
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    I tell you what, Juliet from Elizabeth Grant must be using a new product that hasn’t been sold yet because it seems to completely and totally freeze foreheads And her eyes are like P holes in snow!:)
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    GOLLUM is shilling Nubeo monstrosities. He has totally filthy fingernails and scabby cuticles. It kinda shows that they really don’t give a toss about their Customers, they can’t even be arsed preparing a proper presentation Imagine going in Beaverbrooks and the Assistant looked and sounded...
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    De Knees was also shilling ‘Let me tell yoooooo about Jane Plan........’ (The TV advert is excruciating, the woman looks positively Maniacal 👺) You should have seen the size of the Serving Bowls, they were massive, and positively packed to the brim with loads of vegetables and salad, one even...
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    Mike you bad boy

    He was never very good at keeping up with all his BS, saying that he probably doesn’t even try to, after all he did used to work on Quiz Call :poop: But to my eye GOLLUM looks about 60 these days, and he seems to have shrank:)
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    De Knees is shilling a £23 Maxi Dress. She reckons it looks like £130’s worth. I’m guessing that means it’s £130’s worth of Polyester, I say I’m guessing as they don’t seem to mention what it’s made from on the website ;)
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    He’s defo a bore. He was explaining that people who climb Mount Everest or Ride a Motorbike on the M1 in Winter always wear Silk for Body Heat. He also said that ‘he’ sells Pillows on ‘his’ website for twice the price that Ideal World charge so he’s admitting that he’s a Shyster:)
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    Sally Jacks was on before, shilling those Plastic Bin Bag Chairs. She said that her Dad, who is dead, would have loved one of the Chairs. What is it with the Goons always wishing they’d bought dead relatives things?, why didn’t they just buy them when they were alive? Do you think they could...
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    It’s so when he inevitably gets caught lying he can say ‘It wasn’t me, it was him’ :)
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    Creepy Crawley is shilling Toys. He says : - ‘It’s the most impressive gift because it comes in a Big Box‘ :)
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    Holy Moly RegVarney

    Indeed Susie. He also looks to his side, implying that someone is talking to him on the set, updating him on a lack of stock. MELTDOWN! He’s a Schmoe :)
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    Vol au Vent is demonstrating a Beko Vac. He says : - ‘ Power and suction is what you want from a vacuum but that you don’t get in MOST cases, but you do with a Beko’ I guess that means you should steer clear of the other 197 brands of Vac they shill :)
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    Nanty is shilling more shonky Watches, he says : - ‘We sell Watch Brands that you might not find on the High Street’ For once I can’t acuse him of lying :)
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    When shilling that Alcatel Phone, Grant made much of the fact that the front facing camera was the same megapixels as the rear facing camera, he emphasised ‘how rare this is’. But what he didn’t emphasise was that both the front and rear facing cameras are only a lame 5 megapixels (n)
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    It sounds like the Emma Mattress Pillows are the only ones for De Knees, she seems in no doubt about that. Betcha that’s until she’s shilliing Dormeo, Downland or My Pillow :) Meanwhile Nanty is in full flow shilling a Salter Cooker, and once again he says ‘I have to be honest ....’ Whenever...
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    Guys, honest a God, those Mankey Tissot Rolly watches look exactly the same as the £20 knock off Rolex on Wish.com, literally identical :)
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    ‘Our Bet’ is ‘someone’ who Dirty Peter has, for years, tried to imply is the ‘Lady in his life’. Many of us on here have suspected that it’s merely a very crude and cynical sales technique to suggest to his typical old fashioned audience that he’s married to, or cohabitating with, a Lady...
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    Does anyone else think that the Free £1,000,000 Pen is supposed to look like a Mont Blanc? Mont Blanc my Ars* :LOL: I’d rather buy a £1 Sharpie because they’re much better quality, and the real thing, and they will actually even Write too! :)
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