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    Mike is on with a young lady who seems inexperienced (is she?) , shes's gushing and lacks Mike's technique, When she mentioned flexi-pay or whatever they call it this week . she said 'buy now , pay later' with the emphasis on 'pay later' which is wrong Mike seemed to look at her pityingly...
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    It's coming back!

    Just watched a bit of the undead version. The host was like Tommy Cooper but wiithout the laughs. Then Sally came on. It's called The Home Of Big Brands but everything they presented looked like a prize at Hampstead Heath Fair. They were reading out the names if the customers Bid style. I hope...
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    My all time favourite.
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    To be fair to the presenters-they are not con artists. By that I mean you don't get ripped off for your money,you do receive a watch or whatever you've ordered. Salespeople of all products gild the lily-it's just that shopping telly presenters have to do the sale in public. Also the nonsense...
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    The name Thomas Earnshaw wasn't even purchased or bought up , it was simply registered by Solar Time in 2012. It has absolutely no connection whatsoever to Earnshaw or his business. It's a marketing ploy to flog mass produced Chinese watches. Checkoutyerbaskets!
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    Reminds me of when Creepy Crawley was selling a leather furniture cleaning agent for the rise and recline chairs ( which aren't even leather )- ' you could easily pay £50 for something like this' lied Creepy. Naturally I did a google search for leather furniture cleaning products. It was...
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    Just watched a bit of Sally and Mulberery Ray- thought I'd tuned into the comeback tour by Bananarama and Funboy Three.
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    The presenters are now claiming to 'heat the room they're in' at home. Peter Simon is on the bandwagon -says he's bought the ceramic heater and is spinning a tale of how he moves it from room to room. Also Foghorn number 2- the appalling woman with the strident voice is saying how she no longer...
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    Mr Bytheway is on now with the bonded 'leather' chair. Should be £1400 he tells us. Made me check how much I paid for my leather three piece . The three seater sofa with rise and recline at both ends was £1295 and it's real leather from a well known national furniture chain-so how can a single...
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    Yes . a Her Majesty watch with a blade of grass from Balmoral under the glass.
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    Good to know that events of the past few days have not impacted upon the purchasing patterns of IW viewers. It seems that their fervour for purchasing overpriced Chinese watches on a gloomy Sunday evening is unabated. Sellout after sellout , so Meltdown Mike informs us. Not surprising though -...
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    Ideal World has never ,ever given stock levels. They spout fabricated bull claiming that whatever is on air is selling out. checkoutyerbaskets!
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    The reason being is .....
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    GAWJUS !
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    Meltdown Mike has reinvented himself as an eco- warrior ! 'They warned us about climate change , but we wouldn't listen.... now these scorching summers are going to continue , year after year after year !' he testifies . Step aside Greta Thunberg , Mike Mason is leading the charge. Gazing into...
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    They were selling yet another air conditioning unit , and you could hear the racket it was making coming through on your telly. The presenter - don't know his name, the bot with the specs- said he likes an air conditioner to make a noise , cos it tells him it's working. I expect he drives a...
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    Here's Peter selling Earnshaw on Bid. They sold other crap watches as well , often the very cheapest Chinese of the day , usually with made up Italian of French sounding names. Peter was more entertaining on Bid - he was always totally unprepared , plus there was virtually no compliance , so...
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    Sally was on yesterday with one of the inumerable 'cooling' products. Sticking to a basic rule of shopping tv presenting - 'tell 'em you use it yourself ' she launched into a fake backstory that was so laden with bogus detail that a three year old would have known she was lying.
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    Don't assume that 'cos he says he's buying a fan for his dressing room that the claim contains a single syllable of truth. He's programmed to say whatever he believes will gain sales -that's the sum total of the job. It's a dead cert that the I.W premises are air- conditioned in any case.
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    He meant to say he was going to buy one .... FOR HIS DAD ... but he forgot. He'll have to go to presenter's detention class for an hour , where he'll have to repeat ' I'M ABSOLUTELY LOVING THIS !' and 'STUNNING , JUST STUNNING' until he's learned his lesson.
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