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Oh, umbrellas that change colour in the rain. That a five-year old would think was fun for about 5 seconds.

The highlight and the big build-up to the super special item from 8 pm...... Umbrellas.

In the face of selling these cheap, tacky blankets, Mike has resorted to an endless dissection of Scooby Doo and Tom & Jerry. To be honest, I can't say I blame him :ROFLMAO:

"Men be like this, but women be like..." Did Mike just read Men Are From Mars, Woman Are From Venus? (30 years after it was published...)

And Lacoste Pink really isn't the "high end department store" fragrance he thinks it is in the first place. I mean, I'm sure it's fine and all that, but it's hardly something folk are rushing out to clone.

Copying well-known fragrances is something Mike thinks "only Laurelle know how to do". Honey, there are literally hundreds of places that do this.

Mike IS David Brent. He truly is the expert in everything from relationship advice to electrical appliances to sound quality to essential oils. I mean, this lesson on how to defrost food is invaluable. I never would have guessed how to do this otherwise.

He looks a bit like Lieutenant Gruber from Allo Allo 🧐

SUCH a prestigious brand that they can't even decide on how to pronounce it: Pedro says "Edge-erton", the watch chap says "Egger-ton".

He keeps calling this fragrance an eau de parfum. Yet the graphics say EDT. Again, yet another "award winning" perfume that is nowhere to be found on Fragrantica, the internet's biggest perfume database which has practically every single perfume ever made on there. This is nonsensical gabble...

I rarely burst out laughing at anything I see on Ideal World. However, these artificial flower ballpoint pens have just finished me off. I actually feel a bit sorry for Mr Mason having to sell them (only a bit though...)

"They have that Louis Vuitton look about them" - this about the glittery tacky £9.99 USB cables! They have that Poundland look about them to me...

"You can do yer photos on here" - what does that actually entail? Utterly clueless.

Watching him foul up this smart watch demo is pure Alan Partridge :ROFLMAO:

"A decision has been made..... We can only give you 10 more minutes". As if it hadn't already been on for the last HOUR!!!! :ROFLMAO:

I've never seen a presenter on QVC say things like, "I can't tell fibs", "I tell it like it is, me". They're the exact things a dodgy market stall trader would spout.

Hi, teenage twits in the gallery! I wonder what Ofcom or the Advertising Standards Authority would say about these fake messages coming in from the likes of Hammy? Well, you're about to find out.

He and R Bet have "an understanding".

"Lee from Ventnor, who's just messaged in - is that a genuine Rangemate?" Oh Peter, it isn't even a genuine message (as you know).

The pillow woman seems somewhat bemused by Pedro's nonsense. It's always interesting when someone from the real world comes into the madhouse.