Now I am a member of the Shopping Telly gang, I find myself watching QVC more than I used to, just to spot various presenters' annoying habits that we moan about here. That can be entertaining, but I don't buy much. The Shark Cordless was an exception. In the run-up to Christmas, the food shows are a turn-off, because I cannot bear watching anybody eat, and QVC presenters love to continue talking with their mouths full, don't they. Their lipsmacking and oohing and ahhing make me feel a bit queasy. Andi Peters' fingernails were minging earlier this week and he was all over the food. Yuck. Although I work for three elderly cats and a muck-loving dog, my kitchen, and especially the prep area, is as clean as an operating theatre. I'm a tidy eater too. You can take me anywhere, I'm told.