Fitness with Davina TSV 16/06/21

Old Man Steptoe

Well-known member
Please no if it’s not Davina it’s Dyson turning into the twilight zone with Katie Pullover and pink fluorescent plastic cheeks.
What a show am I dreaming,I hope so it can’t be reality can it?
 

brissles

VIP Shopper
Not THAT bloody woman. She has the best Agent ever ! every magazine either has her on the front cover or double spread article inside. She pontificates as though she's an expert on everything, diet, exercise, has a good blubber on family reunions, or yes and not forgetting that she's the only woman who has experienced the MENOPAUSE !!! FCS !

What next ? 'creating' her own sports fashion range ? or being another diamoneek designer ? for QVC.
 

SisterBliss

Well-known member
Not THAT bloody woman. She has the best Agent ever ! every magazine either has her on the front cover or double spread article inside. She pontificates as though she's an expert on everything, diet, exercise, has a good blubber on family reunions, or yes and not forgetting that she's the only woman who has experienced the MENOPAUSE !!! FCS !

What next ? 'creating' her own sports fashion range ? or being another diamoneek designer ? for QVC.
I think she has a sports range!
 

maymorganlondon

VIP Shopper
Not THAT bloody woman. She has the best Agent ever ! every magazine either has her on the front cover or double spread article inside. She pontificates as though she's an expert on everything, diet, exercise, has a good blubber on family reunions, or yes and not forgetting that she's the only woman who has experienced the MENOPAUSE !!! FCS !

What next ? 'creating' her own sports fashion range ? or being another diamoneek designer ? for QVC.
Liz Earle gets in my chesticles with her pronouncements on menopause as well. When will these "instant experts" learn to shut their gobs? I have had surgery... does that make me an expert on surgery, or even a surgeon? No, it flippin' well doesn't! Enough of this nonsense!
Bad market to patronise, imo. Going through menopause is bad enough without these clowns setting themselves up as experts to talk down to us plebs.
Can you tell it's a sore subject 😁
 

Clothescloth

Well-known member
Liz Earle gets in my chesticles with her pronouncements on menopause as well. When will these "instant experts" learn to shut their gobs? I have had surgery... does that make me an expert on surgery, or even a surgeon? No, it flippin' well doesn't! Enough of this nonsense!
Bad market to patronise, imo. Going through menopause is bad enough without these clowns setting themselves up as experts to talk down to us plebs.
Can you tell it's a sore subject 😁
I couldn’t agree more! Menopause seems to be the latest bandwagon and it makes me so angry with all this over sharing. Not long ago she published pictures of her rubbing some kind of hormone/H R T cream God knows where! This of course was to help all us poor women come to terms with the terrible curse that is upon us, and not at all to draw attention to herself. I suppose we should be grateful that she didn’t land the pelvic floor thingy gig on QVC, heaven knows what awful sights we would have been subject to!
 

maymorganlondon

VIP Shopper
I couldn’t agree more! Menopause seems to be the latest bandwagon and it makes me so angry with all this over sharing. Not long ago she published pictures of her rubbing some kind of hormone/H R T cream God knows where! This of course was to help all us poor women come to terms with the terrible curse that is upon us, and not at all to draw attention to herself. I suppose we should be grateful that she didn’t land the pelvic floor thingy gig on QVC, heaven knows what awful sights we would have been subject to!
That and the idiocy of Gwyneth Paltrow's goop brand... leading foolish fans up blind alleys rather than engage in even basic critical thinking... fed up with slebs and their foolishness, tbh.
 
I could do with shifting the flab BTBH I wouldn’t want to look like either DMcC or that Marjolene bint as they are both scrawny and look hard tickets as they would say here!

Not talking about the menopause stopped at least a decade ago so shut - there is plenty of info available without these celebs wearing it like an accessory.
 

maymorganlondon

VIP Shopper
I could do with shifting the flab BTBH I wouldn’t want to look like either DMcC or that Marjolene bint as they are both scrawny and look hard tickets as they would say here!

Not talking about the menopause stopped at least a decade ago so shut - there is plenty of info available without these celebs wearing it like an accessory.
They do say after a certain age you have to choose between your face or your body looking good.
I am struggling to lose some weight, and have rather a lot to shift... but the primary weapon in that war is what you eat, not exercise.
 

candycane

Well-known member
I'm going to bring out a DVD (do they still exist?) "Fitness with Bry" , he will demo how to catch a ball in mid air, launch into leap mode while chasing rabbits, chant (bark) whilst trying to follow squirrels up trees, lose weight whilst eating hula hoops (just eat the broken ones) and keep slim on a diet of mum & dad's table scraps. All this whilst wearing not a stitch of clothing and showing off the body of a whippet.

I'm happy to be his agent.

I won't be buying Davina's nonsense which will no doubt be funding her next winter holiday in the Caribbean.

CC
 

madaunty

Quietly, Very Confused
I'm going to bring out a DVD (do they still exist?) "Fitness with Bry" , he will demo how to catch a ball in mid air, launch into leap mode while chasing rabbits, chant (bark) whilst trying to follow squirrels up trees, lose weight whilst eating hula hoops (just eat the broken ones) and keep slim on a diet of mum & dad's table scraps. All this whilst wearing not a stitch of clothing and showing off the body of a whippet.

I'm happy to be his agent.

I won't be buying Davina's nonsense which will no doubt be funding her next winter holiday in the Caribbean.

CC
Or, visits to expensive private doctors/menopause specialists so she can preach to us lesser mortals who cannot fund such niceties...😏
 

brissles

VIP Shopper
I'm surprised she hasn't teamed up with the only other person in the world who has experienced Menopause - Andrea McLean ! who was such a specialist she wrote a book ! What's betting Ambitious Holden will be the next ! I remember Carol Vorderman - when she was popular - doing exactly the same.
 

Twilight

VIP Shopper
I quite like Sophie Countess of Wessex but I see in today’s paper she is banging on about it.
She's become the patron of Wellbeing of Women charity. Personally I wouldn't bore or embarrass people by talking about my female health. I was cold shouldered by a so-called friend & when it became obvious that I'd been dropped my Mr T said she was a user but even worse than that was her obsession with her womb & he was delighted that we'd never have to suffer hearing about its adventures again!
 

SisterBliss

Well-known member
I couldn’t agree more! Menopause seems to be the latest bandwagon and it makes me so angry with all this over sharing. Not long ago she published pictures of her rubbing some kind of hormone/H R T cream God knows where! This of course was to help all us poor women come to terms with the terrible curse that is upon us, and not at all to draw attention to herself. I suppose we should be grateful that she didn’t land the pelvic floor thingy gig on QVC, heaven knows what awful sights we would have been subject to!
Whaaaat? Instalabia?
 

brissles

VIP Shopper
Hmmm I see the ex-heroin addict is now "flying the flag for the over 50's" in a double page spread of Weekend magazine in today's Mail. God almighty that sector is becoming really overcrowded with those wanting to represent the rest of us mere mortals - old Ambitious was doing exactly the same a few weeks ago. FFS just stay at home and give the rest of us a bloody break !
 
Is it the magazines overload, the zelebs themselves or us because even those I don’t mind end up in your face so often I want to slap them.

I have Readly and you can see every issue of every magazine for about 2 years and the same half dozen are on rotation. If it isn’t Hold’em it’s Ruthless or Grim reaper Voderman , Davina, or McClean with Helen Mirren shoved in for good luck. And that’s before we start on the WAGS etc.
 

maymorganlondon

VIP Shopper
Magazines think they only sell by having these slebs in them. Personally, I suspect they would do better by spreading their nets more widely.
In terms of the slebs: I would have more time for the pontificating if any of them were doing it as spokespeople for charities, and had taken the time to inform themselves of the wide variety of challenges facing women during menopause. But no, these people do it purely to line their own pockets, and the "insight" covers their own narrow experience.
 

brissles

VIP Shopper
I'm never ceased to be amazed what this lot are 'ambassadors' of -, they're all at it......... everything from daily vitamins, to female razors to night time drinks ! just waiting for the Specs for Dogs as the next one 🤭

AND have you noticed that nearly all the home decor pages and fashion pages have the same products in different magazines ?
 

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