Steam mop or something?
Or colon.irrigation?
I see the pelvic floor thingy is on sale again. Wasn’t it Charlie who had the misfortune to present this years ago?I wonder who'd be the best presenter for that?!
Or....an arse jet wash. Blast those stubborn dangleberries! For those who failed to stockpile the bog roll.Or colon.irrigation?
All without getting out of bed!?I wouldn’t get the pelvic floor gadget anyway. Since I turned 60 I save such a lot of time because I can sneeze, cough, pee, poo and f*rt simultaneously.
(Apologies if this offends - do you want me to delete ?)
I originally thought it might be a new range of skin care, but after a quick look on Google, I think it could be some kind a floor cleaner.
Shopper surely you mean “up” them
Should have thought of that! Definitely no room leftWould there be room both though Lati? Them being up their own arse doesn’t leave much room for water