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They harp on, forever, about the studio lights and no natural light in the building. So 'nothing' is as good as it is in real life. Allegedly.
Yes, the camera doesn't show up the beauty of the chips out of the stone, or that one of the prongs is broken - these all add to the value and charm of the piece (not). :D

Actually, we should write a sit-com about what goes on...there's enough material out there and certainly enough comedy...
 
Yes, the camera doesn't show up the beauty of the chips out of the stone, or that one of the prongs is broken - these all add to the value and charm of the piece (not). :D

Actually, we should write a sit-com about what goes on...there's enough material out there and certainly enough comedy...
😁 A bit of Acorn Antiques and Fawlty Towers with an overarching set up of Margin Call...
 
Actually, we should write a sit-com about what goes on...

Jake 'Uncle Albert' Thompson, Dave 'Derek Trotter' Troth and Toby 'Rodney Trotter' Cavill.

Lindsey Carr could play Trigger............

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"This Incitatus timepiece can be handed down for generations, featuring precision made mechanisms from Swindon......, I mean Switzerland, you could expect to pay half a million pounds for this at a auction in Salisbury, I mean, Sotherbys. Today though, we're bringing it to you for just £4.50p. Cushty! I mean, absolutely! We've even had top celebrities buying these - from Peter Sutcliffe, I mean, Peter Stringfellow to Harold Shipman. Quick - get as many as you can. They're flying out the front door. Absolutely!"

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😁 A bit of Acorn Antiques and Fawlty Towers with an overarching set up of Margin Call...
I want the part of Mrs Overall from Acorn Antiques.:D

I'm reminded of when the late lamented Victoria Wood (and I think Julie Waters too?) did a spoof of selly telly (think it was based on QVC?). It used to be on YouTube so I'll have to have a look. Very funny.
 
I want the part of Mrs Overall from Acorn Antiques.:D

I'm reminded of when the late lamented Victoria Wood (and I think Julie Waters too?) did a spoof of selly telly (think it was based on QVC?). It used to be on YouTube so I'll have to have a look. Very funny.
French and Saunders did a very spot on spoof of QVC in the 90s. With Rubyique jewellery in genuine Goldique, earrings that turned your ears green, and a trace chain so thin it was invisible.
 
French and Saunders did a very spot on spoof of QVC in the 90s. With Rubyique jewellery in genuine Goldique, earrings that turned your ears green, and a trace chain so thin it was invisible.
This is probably what I'm thinking of - thanks! I seem to recall a scene with one of them dropping the trace chain on the table/floor and couldn't find it, because it was so tiny and thin? Brilliant!
 

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