New From TJC: Meteorite Jewellery!

VapidStoat

Active member
Wooo-ooooo-ooooo-oo! Cris St Valery is on a roll talking carp about the newest snake oil gubbins TJC has bought in to flog to the public. Never mind your "elite" shungite that can cure every ailment from ingrown toenails to being dead for 100+ years! TJC has meteorite jewellery!!

What's its chemical composition? No idea! Does it look pretty? Nope, it looks like you've made some jewellery out of lead piping. In the dark. Where's it from? From SPACE, dummy! Buy it now!!

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Avid

VIP Shopper
Thick looking, strange and unattractive. No not Cris 😉 - the Meteorite jewellery. Whose idea was it to set it into jewellery?

Ugly? Yes, I agree. An aluminium circuit board springs to mind.
 

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