Random musings and general banter.

JeepSwensonfan

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Had to laugh last night on the drone show at the end, and hurt my back.

Saying why spend £10,000 on studio cameras, when you can just use his drone. Problem is, the flesh tones were all red.

Could imagine little jebus on Yule morning waking up to one of these. Excitement abound, then opens it to find a drone. Merry Yule son, you can be the next Ridley Scott. Wow dad, thanks. Then records everyone, plays back and everyone is an Oompah Loompah.
 

Hammy60

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Hayley doing the, re-order compost pantomime again.

Says, they may limit you to three, but then whispers just order again, don’t think they’ve noticed that.

LMAO, she must really think the viewers are stupid morons. It’s the same thing she says every time she’s selling the compost, and whispering to make it look as though nobody but the viewer can hear her. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 

Hammy60

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He has been on IW according to ‘About Derek Marks’

Like you say, he’s been on them all by the looks

Me thinks the qualification required to be a selly telly presenter, ie short of brain cells and lacking any morals, scruples or conscience, is so strictly adhered to, means there are very few folks in the general population that are able to meet these requirements, so with the short availability of potential presenters that meet the requirement then they need to flit from channel to channel to overcome the shortage.;)
 

Hammy60

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Shaun, Hayley's other half (think they share the same brain cell) says part way into the car wash show, that they are so, so busy, and there are suppossed to be more car wax shows, but doubts there will be any stock left for those shows. At the end he says, 15% of a massive stock sold now.

I think, despite Shaun's earlier fear of a stock issue, we can safely say there will be enough stock for more shows. ;)
 

Hammy60

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See we got the watch shysters on again.

On Earnshaw, Bordell says they have all this history behind them.

History? what history, they're a Chinese brand that hasn't even been on the go for 10 years yet, they've NO history. The history you keep mentioning isn't theirs, belongs to someone that died in 1829 and the Earnshaw business that ended in 1854 with the passing of Earnshaw son, you lying con artist.

Need this permanently on show when Bordell is speaking.

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aqua

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If they have the treadmills on 4 times a day, 7 days a week now, how bad will it be come January?
Meltdown Mike said that it will be absolutely impossible to purchase treadmills in January , and that you have to buy now.
Cut to blanket treadmill shows starting Boxing Day.
I would love to know the actual amount of use a fitness product from IW actually gets.
What would be the average for , say, the Teeter Inversion Table , or the Bike Box or the Mini Mobility Trainer.
My guess would be two sessions of a couple of minutes each before they are abandoned.
 

Hammy60

VIP Shopper
Shaun's in heaven again, another new cooking appliance from Tefal, he does love his Tefal.

Watched QVC for a wee while the other day to see what they were flogging and they had a Ninja multi cooker (never heard of Ninja before, well not the cooking version :ROFLMAO:), wasn't cheap but it makes this Tefal look like a poor-man's substitute. Not only can it do a lot more but looks better.

Oh and the presentation was better. ;)

EDIT

Oh the Jack the Lad says he's never seen anything like it on the market, Tefal have really invented the air fryer he says. They obviously don't look very hard. :ROFLMAO:
 
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Hammy60

VIP Shopper
Meltdown Mike said that it will be absolutely impossible to purchase treadmills in January , and that you have to buy now.
Cut to blanket treadmill shows starting Boxing Day.
I would love to know the actual amount of use a fitness product from IW actually gets.
What would be the average for , say, the Teeter Inversion Table , or the Bike Box or the Mini Mobility Trainer.
My guess would be two sessions of a couple of minutes each before they are abandoned.

I highly doubt the mini mobility trainer will last that long anyway, looks very flimsy.
 

The Duke of Cheese

Well-known member
And I am delighted to say we have Telly Savalas with us here in the studio. The cheese memory man from the marvellous The Great British Cheese Company..Telly, show us your cheese memory skills. Er..Thank you, Rob..Er Shaun..Yes, indeed. We won..we winned, we woned five gold medals at the Maltese Cheese Festival. The biggest cheese festival in Belgium…Er.. sorry, Malta. Erm..hang on..no, it actually two silver, not five gold..Embarrassing silence while Ryan sucks on a cheese ball…Er..no, may I correct myself..No, we won ten silver medals and three bronze…Can I just say…erm..no, no it was no medals whatsoever. Oh yes, I remember now. It was two golds…And then he spontaneously combusted…
 

Nellykins

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I got a shock when I read what tonight's overnight show was. I thought it was going to be Peter reminiscing about running marathons with certain disgraced 1970's and 80's BBC light entertainment presenters he worked with. Turns out I read it wrong and it says PEDLO Fitness! Silly me!
 

Hammy60

VIP Shopper
LMAO

Shaun says for those of you who don't know about Shield Timepieces , here's a little bit about the brand history.

They then play video promo for Shield me disinfectant. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

They really are a bunch of amateurs.
 

The Duke of Cheese

Well-known member
The frightening thing was I fully believed the disinfectant advert was a genuine link to the watch. So cheap and nasty looking were these items, that being soaked in a good strong disinfectant was their last hope of a classy end. Perhaps they can soak the so-called expert in the same substance? Piss-poor flatters her.
 

Hammy60

VIP Shopper
Big launch next year for Nautis, IW are always years behind.

The Nautis watches, like most of the Resultco brands, have been part of Watchgangs $99 subscription level for a few years now.

And bullshitter keeps going on about the Swiss Ronda movement as though it's something special, yeah Ronda make some good, higher quality quartz movements, but this one ain't one of them . It's from Ronda affordable range, retails at less than a tenner so wholesale for Chinese watchmakers will be lower and is also one that could have been assembled in the Far East like the rest of the watch.
 

Hammy60

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