Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

i will turn onto IW on Boxing Day, but only to see who got the short straw and had to work.

 

[Hammy60]

See Shona is in her over the top, exaggerating, over hyping IW products mode as usual.

No need to buy bog standard products from the high street sales, buy from IW and get simple AMAZING products in our sale, she says.

Nothing is just ordinary on IW to her, everything is Incredible, Amazing, Super, Fantastic etc etc, if there was an award for spouting the most hyperbole, she'd win hands down, some of the others you can allow a bit of leeway as they're just plain thick egotistically idiots, she's not, she's intelligent which makes her performance even more devious.

 

[Deleted member 21838]

My Name is (I don’t want to mislead you) Den, aged 86, is on air. She is flogging an armchair that she tells us is ‘very Hercule Poirot’. Er…Erm…Well, if Hercule used to manage Times Furnishings in Wood Green circa 1976, she is absolutely spot on, as I am sure I sat on that very same one a year or so later, watching my ITT TV with three button remote, holding a copy of Look In and with a plate of Artic Roll, a can of Quatro, and some Findus Crispy pancakes.

Now we have smooth Bronze Age technology expert Peter Vohl..Vole…Voll…Dutch Irish bloke to add some gravitas to the proceedings. “This would be ideal for your She Shed,” he said seductively to My Name is Den, aged 97. She shed? SHE SHED?? She shed absolutely nothing worth hearing, as per usual.

 

[Mommabear]

Was he flirting with her?

 

[Deleted member 21838]

We move on to Carry on Sofas. Double entendres of the armchair variety flood the air. Great piece to help you stand up firmly..You can go all floppy in this after a sustained period of exertion…This will propel you into upright action…A lorry load of Viagra was stolen in Cockermouth yesterday. Police are looking for a car load of hardened criminals..You get the idea.. Peter, the Irish bloke, helpfully tells us he could see this chair in a library, surrounded by books…No sh..Sherlock!!

 

[Jazzydrury]

Happy Christmas Everybody.

Throughout a year of lockdowns and restrictions, it was nice to have our favourite IW presenters to have a laugh at.

 

[Professor Branestawm]

Happy Christmas Everybody.

Throughout a year of lockdowns and restrictions, it was nice to have our favourite IW presenters to have a laugh at.

Yes - happy Christmas to all. We may be laughing at the presenters, rather than with them. But at least we’re laughing!
Hope 2022 is a bit better for us all.

 

[Jazzydrury]

9pm Christmas Eve, and there flogging bloddy Treadmills.

Mike Mason said these will be hard to find from January 1st, hopefully we will get a few weeks without it.

No doubt we will get Jane and her plan, It’s not a diet u know

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Lovely to see the rubber man demonstrating fitness equipment today. He needs to tell us he doesn’t do fitness. I think we spotted that without being told. In his favour, though, it’s nice to see a presenter so in touch with the times we live in. “Maybe you have a physical aspiration (I do have one, but it is responding well to antibiotics) to take you through to 2020,” he drones…2020?? Or maybe he is a repeat. I can understand that as he certainly gives me the most difficult continued visual indigestion to deal with.

Hayley is moving her legs further apart, he drools. What a ghastly proposition

 

[Deleted member 21838]

I see now, It is a show from 2019. They must be desperate

 

[aqua]

Meltdown Mike proclaimed a while ago that is simply not possible to purchase treadmills in January - you may be sure therefore , as night follows day , that January on IW will be wall to wall treadmills.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Jess selling the Treadmill now.

Must be fun being a presenter at that place. Looking through the schedule and thinking god im presenting the same old crap again

 

[Dave]

Meltdown Mike proclaimed a while ago that is simply not possible to purchase treadmills in January - you may be sure therefore , as night follows day , that January on IW will be wall to wall treadmills.

Meltdown Mike ! PMSL
Happy New Year to all!

 

[JeepSwensonfan]

*Meltdaaaahn.

 

[postmanpat68]

In the early hours on the best time of the day show with pervy Pete this morning they were trying to flog the Emma mattress and Pete said "even if you don't want a mattress just buy it".

 

[JeepSwensonfan]

Even if you are a pig, just buy this Jane plan. Then the treadmill.

 

[ronzy75]

Good evening all, season's greetings etc as it's a watch show on now, Ballast, but enough of that. Last week, PS was doing a hair colour show or something, and after one of the demo's, he had a discernable pink gap between his fringe. Tonight, it seems to have disappeared and gone hair coloured again . Good stuff that

 

[ronzy75]

Ballast watch, again, the seconds hand jumps from 5 past to 15 past instruments of time

 

[Hammy60]

Belated Merry xmas to all.

Well they've been lying all year on watches may as well finish the year with the biggest fibber of the lot lying again.

Black amphion, European debut/launch, rest of the world just a few hours ago declares Mr Honesty and Peter says 8 hours.

Wonder how Amazon.com have been able to sell it for over a month if it was only launched 8 hours ago.

 

[Hammy60]

That holland watch is one ugly watch, plus the hands will confuse some, whomever designed that look must have been drunk at the time.