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I was out at the shops for the first time in nearly a year (except supermarket and home).

Bought a light short rain jacket, 2 shirts for work, a pair of cotton jeans, a frying pan and a mug! It felt great!
We voted last night, I've never seen so many going to the polling station for local elections & everyone was saying it was social event.


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No elections here . Did you all get dressed up?
That would have been brilliant! I'd just got back from my 11 hour day with a three year old so washed my hands, renewed lippy & perfume, put on my sunnies & we walked down the road & around the corner. We saw several people we haven't seen for more than a year but we all just said a brief hello & walked on; I have a feeling that this is how many are going to be for the foreseeable future & I don't like it.


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Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house

(3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in Fine.

Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission.. Don't Do It!

Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man . That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake..

Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'Whatever').

Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying F--- off !

Don't worry about it, I'll do it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has asked a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology

* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, because they know it's


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I do all of these, most days, every week. Every single one is totally justified, I know this because I am right.

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