Who are an item?

[borednow]

that is one thoroughly scary nun!

 

[peridotjo]

I thought I'd catch up on some gossip on this thread......boy was I ever wrong, sorry can't do the piccys girls.. but you did make me laugh.
Lyn, surely you shouldn't be wearing that outfit?? isn't it... aint got nun , can't get nun and dont want nun??? As for KB, I'm surprised that headgear didn't have any kinda gems on it, how about a diamond encrusted zip???

 

[Nessarose]

The other photo was of BC!

Huh? Eh? What?

Have I missed something?

So, I would like to offer my services. I could help with the flowers,

the food, make-up and hair

and give you all a pre-wedding night pep talk.

I can also provide an alternative service appropriate for good ex-Catholic school girls...

So, where's me invite? .....

Great fun this thread Girlies, you're a hoot..

 

[diamond-lyn]

I've got it already.




Might have guessed Reverend Meesh. I've heard what you and hubby get up to at the weekends .......

MB's outfit is the one she wore when marrying Daddy Bear so you may need to find something a little less subtle. Rev. Meesh

I NEED a good overtheshoulderboulderholder

'fraid I've had a bit of trouble sourcing Humongous Boob-aged Bridesmaid Dresses Sammi

but I have found you the necessary scaffolding to wear underneath .......

btw guys, when you're chatting to Sammi you may like to have this image in your mind ......
...... I know

I've told her to put some clothes on

 

[mummy bear]

That dress is all well and good as long as he aint a vegetarian

 

[Oops-a-daisy!]

Cooeeee Lyn. His Mum has just sent me the wedding invitations.

YOU ARE REGRETTFULLY INVITED​

TO THE WEDDING BETWEEN MY PERFECT SON,​

THE GEMS PRESENTER​

(MUMMY'S SPECIAL SOLDIER)​

AND SOME​

UPPITY MADAM ON ST.COM

​

WHOSE NAME ESCAPES ME RIGHT NOW.​

THE BIGGEST DISASTER IN MY​

FAMILY'S HISTORY WILL TAKE PLACE AT​

MIDNIGHT SATURDAY APRIL 1​

AND NO DOUBT WILL END IN DIVORCE.​

HOPEFULLY IN TIME TO STILL BE ELIGIBLE FOR AN ANNULMENT​

DUE TO THE BRIDEGROOM'S LACK OF PERFORMANCE (NOT HIS FAULT OF COURSE).​

THE OVERWHELMINGLY DISAPPOINTING HEARTBREAK OF A CEREMONY​

WILL BE FOLLOWED BY AN EARLY BREAKFAST, WHERE NUTS WILL BE SERVED​

BECAUSE WHATSHERFACE HAS AN ALLERGY.​

 

[fluff]

Oh dear, I can see tears before bedtime!

Sounds like the MIL from hell!!

 

[Oops-a-daisy!]

You know I luv ya Lyn babe.

It wasn't me honest - it was his Mum!

I'm leaving the country for a few days!

 

[diamond-lyn]

Cooeeee Lyn. His Mum has just sent me the wedding invitations.

YOU ARE REGRETTFULLY INVITED​

TO THE WEDDING BETWEEN MY PERFECT SON,​

THE GEMS PRESENTER​

(MUMMY'S SPECIAL SOLDIER)​

AND SOME​

UPPITY MADAM ON ST.COM

​

WHOSE NAME ESCAPES ME RIGHT NOW.​

THE BIGGEST DISASTER IN MY​

FAMILY'S HISTORY WILL TAKE PLACE AT​

MIDNIGHT SATURDAY APRIL 1​

AND NO DOUBT WILL END IN DIVORCE.​

HOPEFULLY IN TIME TO STILL BE ELIGIBLE FOR AN ANNULMENT​

DUE TO THE BRIDEGROOM'S LACK OF PERFORMANCE (NOT HIS FAULT OF COURSE).​

THE OVERWHELMINGLY DISAPPOINTING HEARTBREAK OF A CEREMONY​

WILL BE FOLLOWED BY AN EARLY BREAKFAST, WHERE NUTS WILL BE SERVED​

BECAUSE WHATSHERFACE HAS AN ALLERGY.​

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could've been worse Mel ... at least her disapproval isn't based on the fact he's already married!!

 

[Klosblue]

I was sane before I joined this forum!! :LaughingCat:

 

[Nessarose]

Sorry Lyn, I think the games up.

http://getclippings.com/image.php?id=996116

 

[mummy bear]

Sorry Lyn, I think the games up.

http://getclippings.com/image.php?id=996116

lol bc thats brilliant

 

[fluff]

Oh 'eck!!

 

[mariek]

Can i have a little of what you girls are on ???? i feel like im on a different planet!!!!!! you do make me laugh!!!!!1

 

[Meeshoo]

Well, just goes to show how reporters make things up. I was so NOT in Brazil. I was at my local beauty shop having a Brazilian. Blinking cheek!

 

[mummy bear]

lol meesh youre gonna need to be smooth to get into that outfit lol lol

 

[diamond-lyn]

http://getclippings.com/image.php?id=996116

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Does that mean the wedding's off?

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[Nessarose]

Oh dear Lyn, you do seem to have picked up some bad habits....

 

[Klosblue]

Sorry Lyn, I think the games up.

http://getclippings.com/image.php?id=996116

Brilliant BC! :Laughing1:

 

[Klosblue]

Lyn your Honeymoon's sorted! Your intended has just said he would love to go camping in the Highlands so being that I'm up here in Sunny Scotland I've arranged it for you. Have fun!