yikes Sheila's in her basque !!!

[Mrs James]

What would you know, your big end's gone!

.....:laughs:

 

[Mommabear]

I wonder how she knows? who's been talkin

 

[Beady Belle]

Never mind Momma, nothing that a set of jump leads won't fix :4:

 

[SCRATCHY32]

Never mind Momma, nothing that a set of jump leads won't fix :4:

My big end is running fine maybe i will take both of you for a ride with my smooth running engine

 

[petpixie]

My big end is running fine maybe i will take both of you for a ride with my smooth running engine

Well there's an offer you can't pass up on.

 

[Mommabear]

My big end is running fine maybe i will take both of you for a ride with my smooth running engine

Best chat up line I've heard in a while :e016:

 

[Mrs James]

the only chat up line you've heard in a while

 

[Mrs James]

unless you count; ''do you want salt and vinegar?''

 

[Mommabear]

the only chat up line you've heard in a while

At least I can still recognise them

 

[mrsm]

At least I can still recognise them

Dream on :wink2:

 

[Mommabear]

Dream on :wink2:

I thought you might 'chip' in

 

[SCRATCHY32]

Well there's an offer you can't pass up on.

there is room for a sexy little minx as well 's petpixie theres plenty of juice in the tank

 

[Mommabear]

there is room for a sexy little minx as well 's petpixie theres plenty of juice in the tank

Hope you're not blowing your chances

 

[SCRATCHY32]

Hope you're not blowing your chances

Sorry me and JU would be a sex y ride for two

 

[mrsm]

I thought you might 'chip' in

Oooo chip butty yummy :emo:

Could just eat a ploughmans :thinking2:

 

[Mrs James]

Could just eat a ploughmans :thinking2:

there's a joke in there somewhere.

 

[petpixie]

there is room for a sexy little minx as well 's petpixie theres plenty of juice in the tank

Grrrrrrrr Tiger.
Save it for Ju Scratchy, coz she's a whole lotta woman who needs all the juice you got. :flower:

 

[Beady Belle]

Could just eat a ploughmans :thinking2:

there's a joke in there somewhere.

I think you're meant to say "A Ploughman's what??" Mrs J!!! We know he'd be safe from you, you like Kipling!!! I've never Kipled so I don't know what he's like :4:

 

[Anna_Key]

Sorry me and JU would be a sex y ride for two

Like one of those Smart cars?

What's the point, you need somewhere to stretch your legs out, put all your shopping and be able to get the dog to the vets.....plus you'd only get the maximum of 4 'appreciative' people round you whilst out dogging on Pensarn beach*, which I think is abit inconsiderate.





*or so I've heard :55: :54:

 

[SCRATCHY32]

Grrrrrrrr Tiger.
Save it for Ju Scratchy, coz she's a whole lotta woman who needs all the juice you got. :flower:

Ju is all woman a goddess and as for the juice i always run with a full tank and never afraid to stop off for a refill or three and when i saw sexy julie in that swim suit and how sexy those legs looked in those sexy black tights (no wrinkles not a fan of nora batty )when she was changing the style of that itsacrap moira c i love itsacrap know i want to watch it all the time now i just knew i would have to go for a refill very soon