Craftalot

If Pedro is Julian, who is Sandy?

I've got an idea that these excessively long nails are sending a message from their wearer. That is, "I don't cook, garden, do...

I didn't like him on children's TV in the 80s thought he was tacky and creepy then, I'm 50 now and my opinion hasn't changed but he's...

A Peteorite is an ancient crumbly bit of gritstone that once might’ve eaten a Mars bar, but is believed to originate near Uranus. 🤣🤣🤣

IW3 presenters knowing anything about the product they're selling would be a first 🤭. About 10 minutes after Pedro starts selling...

If you put Gollum on a site, he'd be clueless. He'd probably pick something up and either break a nail and have to go back to the van...

What you really want is first layer vegan leather ...

Anyone think Mikes been taking advise from an image consultant on what look is likely to make the current customers of this version of...

I think Anouska is actually a bit of a wannabe. I don't buy that 'North London Banker's Wife' routine she's got going. Her accent also...

Butcher Brasso was always groping the models. People on here said how creepy he was doing it.

you have forgotten the "crisp white shirt" and a pair of whoever's jeans & Ugg boots to wear in both summer and winter. Are Ugg boots...

he seems to think that every jacket/coat is 'a perfect little jacket for those weekends away" as though that's all QVC viewers ever do...

Me too - the thought of fluffy sheets puts my teeth on edge

Exactly - cue Foghorn talking about 'ooh, this is just like that other really famous bag, you know, then one with two letters of the...

As soon as Dyson comes on, I change channels. I know that Dyson hair products are popular but, although I am fortunate in that I can...