Just turned on to IW Pope Peter is in full swing and for some reason is dressed as a funeral director. Not only is there a vacancy on Top Gear what about One Direction?
The quotes from Kinkaid himself sound as bizarre as the old fool's. I read somewhere that he was a vile drunk (Kinkaid not Peter)Think he must have overdosed on his medication tonight it's like the good old days on Bid.
Was flicking channels in the early hours and came across Dirty Peter Simon in a pair of shorts on some sort of vibrator. Stomach churning to say the least.
The close ups of Pete's gnarled old knuckles modelling the rings is quite stomach churning. But it's good to have the old boy back. Better than Escape to the Country or Extreme makeover. He's just sort of like background music. But not very good.
Pete must have the larger of the camp beds because he seems to be living at Gems. Nodded of during one of his rambles and woke up to him wittering on about sandals and broad straps. It's like he never been away.
The last thing we saw unfortunately was Gollum flogging a gold chain which was so thin you could've threaded it through the eye of a needle. He was struggling to display it in the box and finished up dangling it over his scrawny hairy wrist which was quite revolting.We do miss Bid though, sort of.
Just flicked over and Gollum is flogging a chain which is so thin you could thread it through the eye of a needle. He's having problems displaying it and asked for a longer box.It's so shiny it's like a starry night. Not. He's gone into DP mode wear it with the little black dress make a...