Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

A career for Hammer beckons. Dracula’s faithful retainer, kept in his gimp room. His face does actually look frightening this morning.

 

[Hammy60]

Hope you are enjoying wearing the wonder, cure all copper socks Hammy. Your feet must be as smooth as silk.

Today on my walk was wearing luxury, non copper, non compression socks from Amazon, 7 pairs for just under a tenner.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Get ready for him saying how great this no kink hose is, after last week saying how great the metal no kink hose was.

you can’t hardly see his eyes

Could of had a non-surgical injectable brow lift

 

[Jazzydrury]

Simple Simon says raise your eyebrows

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He nose you nose…

 

[Hammy60]

I am sure he has a plaster on the right side of his forehed. Covering the brusing from one of the botox injection site? He forehead does look shiny and smoother than it did earlier in the week, when he was last on.

Prpbably walked into a door.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Botox eyebrow lift and some on the forehead aswell. Natalia, will have given him the number of the person who she uses.

 

[postmanpat68]

Aphex twin is similar to what Walter has done to his forehead.

 

[postmanpat68]

He probable coughed when they were filling him up with botox and they slipped the lot in him.

 

[Jazzydrury]

No Peter V this morning

 

[galesgal57]

Wonder if r Bet likes the transformation? What a vain old fool.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

No Peter V this morning

If he is going to be on, it will be between 1-2 during the home collection.

 

[Jazzydrury]

He’s probably around somewhere, as I’m guessing Gen is doing her normal Friday shift

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Wonder if r Bet likes the transformation? What a vain old fool.

Guess he never had baby botox. I believe that gives you a more subtle look.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Prpbably walked into a door.

He should have bought that Philips Welcome Eye Doorbell. It ‘MAY’ have helped him from looking like a steamroller drove over his nose.

Seriously. Looking like that, he should’ve stayed at home for a few weeks to recover. He must be desperate….not to let us all down.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Think my dad has the Magic Hose version of this

 

[postmanpat68]

No Peter V this morning

he's already there hiding on Peters forehead.

 

[Jazzydrury]

He didnt do his normal Tuesday affernoon shift I guess we now know why

 

[Duke of Cheese]

If somebody can give me the name of his plastic surgeon, I’ll go round and stand outside with a sandwich board, demanding reimbursement for him. Nosebody should have to part with a fee to have a proboscis like The Old Man of Storr.

 

[Mommabear]

Wonder if he'd have changed his mind if he knew he was going to look like that?