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Why do they need an expert ie Peter Vol-au-Vent to demonstrate how to use a flipping foldable trolley? Mind you he is wheeling kit...

I may be wrong here, but I seem to recall that years ago, one of Gemporia's boasts used to be that presenters HAD to maintain their...

Mike was asked what price to clear these pans, and he was shocked that they agreed to the price. Funny how the cheap price Mike got, is...

I think it must be a very long time since sparky Marty was inside a caravan, he’s claiming they have tiny ovens when in truth they now...

This whole range is so gaudy.

After what he did I cannot believe they invited him back. What he did was dangerous. Clearly, for whatever reasons, he is not thinking...

Also, if gemstones, no matter how filled, oiled, irradiated, heated, dyed or coated, can cure you of everything from an ingrown toenail...

Keep it clean obviously but that area ‘balances’ itself and doesn’t need artificial chemicals to make it smell nicer, be more/less...

Just had a look. She looks like Kermit. They have similar voices too. However, one is a muppet and the other is a frog.

How come she's not wearing brown then to co-ordinate with the bulls**t that she speaks?

Do you know the more I watch IW3 the more it seems they are broadcasting from a parallel dimension. It’s almost like they’re making a...

Listen at him. Makes out like he was Mike "The fanny magnet" Mason. Playing with himself was the only player he was.

Chef Towering Inferno back on this evening. Calor Gas Cooking Ignited with a Blow Torch...

Mike "The Trader you can Trust" Mason is selling 'andbags by Enrico Benetti for well under a pony. Wow! What a goalkeeper he was...

Himself?? HIMSELF??? Put that DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO stick down for a moment and get to the VCR… Would you believe my ears at this? I...