i know i'm risking it a bit here, because this presenter is continually "top of the pops" with ST.com members and seems almost untouchable. however its time for a few words about Mrs Pippa Gordon. yes, that's what i said - Pippa, Pipa, Piper, Pepper whatever she's calling herself this week has been annoying me BIG TIME over the last couple of days. this probably has something to do with the fact that she's been on every time i switched to QVC but there are also some specifics.
firstly, the "look". yes i'm afraid oh-so-edgy pipa is starting to look a teeny weeny bit like mutton. more than a bit actually. apart from the wonky fringe/two-tone hair that looks like she let one of her wonderful kids loose on her with the kitchen scissors and a bottle of bleach, the whole stick-thin, elfin cropped, cadaver-faced, over-made up, bug-eyed permanently-surprised-eyebrows look is no longer doing her any favours. soften it down love. youre starting to look like jilly jone's older less glamorous sister :mysmilie_845:
next, the yummy-mummy anecdotes are tired. doing the school run in one of her "loads of pairs of Emu's" (at about £130 a pop, thank you) all of which are in black. and they last for AGES of course, in which case why has she needed to buy so many pairs? they only started flogging them a couple of years ago. i can picture it, piper running up to the schoolgates, the two strands of cotton that are her legs poking out of ridiculously unflattering moonboots and struggling to lift "ophelia" (how pretentious is THAT?) up because she has zero upper-body strength apart from in her right hand which is the one she puts her slap on with, and that needs to be strong enough to lift a wheelbarrow :muscle:
next, the blatant opinion-switching that theyre all guilty of but really did my head in yesterday when she was extolling the virtues of having alcohol, yes ALCOHOL in the ABC hand cleaning gel. oh dont worry everyone this alcohol is ok... its GOOD alcohol and its there for a PURPOSE she says looking sincere. well thats ok then, thanks peper, we all thought alcohol was the devils work but now its not.... and not just on your hands, you can put this new alcohol (70% by volume to be exact) on your legs and your feet too! got that everyone? alcohol in skincare is now GOOD because pippi says so. oh, it was £24 quid for a bottle of this GOOD alcohol :taphead:
finally. the bobbi brown adoration. tone it down pips, we can tell its your favourite but youre over the top and it just makes you look even more fake when you have to appear with poor old laura gellar.
one more thing - "Phillipa" makes a very nice living outside of QVC as a hand model - looks like she's been doing some work for LE. bet she doesnt let alcohol near those little moneyspinners... :tongue2:
http://www.hiredhandsmodels.com/model.php?id=170
firstly, the "look". yes i'm afraid oh-so-edgy pipa is starting to look a teeny weeny bit like mutton. more than a bit actually. apart from the wonky fringe/two-tone hair that looks like she let one of her wonderful kids loose on her with the kitchen scissors and a bottle of bleach, the whole stick-thin, elfin cropped, cadaver-faced, over-made up, bug-eyed permanently-surprised-eyebrows look is no longer doing her any favours. soften it down love. youre starting to look like jilly jone's older less glamorous sister :mysmilie_845:
next, the yummy-mummy anecdotes are tired. doing the school run in one of her "loads of pairs of Emu's" (at about £130 a pop, thank you) all of which are in black. and they last for AGES of course, in which case why has she needed to buy so many pairs? they only started flogging them a couple of years ago. i can picture it, piper running up to the schoolgates, the two strands of cotton that are her legs poking out of ridiculously unflattering moonboots and struggling to lift "ophelia" (how pretentious is THAT?) up because she has zero upper-body strength apart from in her right hand which is the one she puts her slap on with, and that needs to be strong enough to lift a wheelbarrow :muscle:
next, the blatant opinion-switching that theyre all guilty of but really did my head in yesterday when she was extolling the virtues of having alcohol, yes ALCOHOL in the ABC hand cleaning gel. oh dont worry everyone this alcohol is ok... its GOOD alcohol and its there for a PURPOSE she says looking sincere. well thats ok then, thanks peper, we all thought alcohol was the devils work but now its not.... and not just on your hands, you can put this new alcohol (70% by volume to be exact) on your legs and your feet too! got that everyone? alcohol in skincare is now GOOD because pippi says so. oh, it was £24 quid for a bottle of this GOOD alcohol :taphead:
finally. the bobbi brown adoration. tone it down pips, we can tell its your favourite but youre over the top and it just makes you look even more fake when you have to appear with poor old laura gellar.
one more thing - "Phillipa" makes a very nice living outside of QVC as a hand model - looks like she's been doing some work for LE. bet she doesnt let alcohol near those little moneyspinners... :tongue2:
http://www.hiredhandsmodels.com/model.php?id=170
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