An Ode to the Presenters, except JF

[Loveinamist]

Dale can’t sleep without his NN cushion
Catherine just loves to gush on
Craig likes his Yankie Candles
Julia is getting rid of her love handles
But JF just loves everything :down:

Alison Y outshouts the guests
Charlie does the jewellery box trick best
Debbie F squeezes into “fashion”
Choc face Debbie will soon need to squeeze into “fashion”
But JF just loves everything :down:

Kanban embellishments are Dawns new love
Kathy is happiest with her oven glove
Alison K likes Diamonique bling
Lola Rose makes Pippa sing
But JF just loves everything :down:

Richard green fingers helps a gardeners plight
Girlie Claire is sweetness and light
Anthony clicks the latest gadget button
Glen would have us dressed up as mutton
But JF just loves everything :down:

Jilly’s ears are not pierced, you know?
Julian does every DIY show
Simon wont wear an off the peg shirt
Easi Yo woman demo’s a fruit squirt
But JF just loves everything :down:

Anne liked the hair band wig
Claudia designed a scatter ring
Sara is an actress
I wonder if she can sing
But JF just loves everything :down:

 

[Huggles]

Do you think this is so she can present every show? Oops, forgot she hates presenting the cooking shows, she's such a girly and doesn't do cooking.

 

[scary]

Can't bear the wretched woman. Everything is 'amazing'

 

[Maria]

By the looks of JF, she doesn't do food.....at all!

 

[Loveinamist]

By the looks of JF, she doesn't do food.....at all!

She did say the other day that she wanted a house without a kitchen! An extra lounge would have been preferable. Very odd

 

[madaunty]

She did say the other day that she wanted a house without a kitchen! An extra lounge would have been preferable. Very odd

Would certainly go some way to explaining why she's never off the screen, obviously trying to earn enough dosh to eat in restaurants for the rest of her life - stoopid mare.:headbang:

 

[helena]

Do you think this is so she can present every show? Oops, forgot she hates presenting the cooking shows, she's such a girly and doesn't do cooking.

And I have inside information that she has been stopped from presenting Craft shows too........

 

[Akimbo]

And I have inside information that she has been stopped from presenting Craft shows too........

Give thanks for small mercies! :happy:

Jude xx

 

[Ilovelulu]

And I have inside information that she has been stopped from presenting Craft shows too........

Ah love a wee bit of gossip! Is that cos Dawn Bibby cant stand her by any chance? :wink: