FAO Peter Sherlock

[Wirral70]

A daft thing to say maybe, but the clumsy JPD signature on the bottles makes them look cheap for a start!

How dare you, that's a scurrilous slur and no mistake.

Just put Bid on now and listen to Mike Mason. He is kindly explaining right now that JPD was a direct marketed product like Avon and it was such a massive success they decided to advertise all over US TV. Subsequently ALL the top stores stocked it and it flew off the shelves. As JPD had conquered America they decided not to bother selling it in any other countries because of the set up costs.

But then Bid TV approached them and asked to stock it, JPD said yes and well, the rest is history.

As other posters noted Mike added that he was talking to Peter Sherlock and he has heard JPD are in talks in March with Debenhams. He added that if they get together, stressing that's not a fact yet, imagine how much it will cost?

Everyone, just buy it and sell it on.

 

[Mommabear]

How dare you, that's a scurrilous slur and no mistake.

Just put Bid on now and listen to Mike Mason. He is kindly explaining right now that JPD was a direct marketed product like Avon and it was such a massive success they decided to advertise all over US TV. Subsequently ALL the top stores stocked it and it flew off the shelves. As JPD had conquered America they decided not to bother selling it in any other countries because of the set up costs.

But then Bid TV approached them and asked to stock it, JPD said yes and well, the rest is history.

As others posters noted Mike added that he was talking to Peter Sherlock and he has heard JPD are in talks in March with Debenhams. He added that if they get together, stressing that's not a fact yet, imagine how much it will cost?

It may be only penciled in and they could be talking about the price of fish but at the moment, things look hot

 

[Wirral70]

It may be only penciled in and they could be talking about the price of fish but at the moment, things look hot

He particularly made a point of saying that's it's not a fact.

Fancy that :grin:

 

[aqua]

How dare you, that's a scurrilous slur and no mistake.

Just put Bid on now and listen to Mike Mason. He is kindly explaining right now that JPD was a direct marketed product like Avon and it was such a massive success they decided to advertise all over US TV. Subsequently ALL the top stores stocked it and it flew off the shelves. As JPD had conquered America they decided not to bother selling it in any other countries because of the set up costs.

But then Bid TV approached them and asked to stock it, JPD said yes and well, the rest is history.

As others posters noted Mike added that he was talking to Peter Sherlock and he has heard JPD are in talks in March with Debenhams. He added that if they get together, stressing that's not a fact yet, imagine how much it will cost?

Everyone, just buy it and sell it on.

Don't forget the bit about your body acid merging with the tin of the container to create a unique fragrance which becomes more personal the more you use it!

 

[Mommabear]

He particularly made a point of saying that's it's not a fact.

Fancy that on Bid :grin:

Well covered Mikey, erase that pencil :wink:

 

[Mommabear]

Don't forget the bit about your body acid merging with the tin of the container to create a unique fragrance which becomes more personal the more you use it!

That made me feel a bit ill :mysmilie_460:

 

[Wirral70]

Oh no, Mike is onto JPD again.

As he said, JPD has taken America by storm. EVERYBODY has gone mad for JPD.

I heard that George Clooney and Gwyneth Paltrow are in talks in March to be the faces of the brand, but that's not a fact yet.

 

[petpixie]

I reckon Angelina and Brad will have something to say about that.

 

[Wirral70]

I reckon Angelina and Brad will have something to say about that.

I heard that Brad wanted to join JPD but sadly he's locked in a contract with Chanel, apparently he's furious.

But that's not fact yet though.

 

[Adam82]

Now Peter Simon at this fragrance, maces do NOT SELL it.Stop telling lies about this product and other products including the skin pharmacy.You can pencil in with certain companies .They do it for a fee.

 

[Adam82]

Peter Simon making a fool of himself talking a load of bs about this blasted skin pharmacy it is utter rubbish, Peter your bigger than this.Saying they don't want to sell it on situp channels, rubbish this. Is a made up product and I'm getting really angry with these lot.

 

[Wirral70]

Peter Simon was selling JPD 'Kalinka' last night, usual spiel about the department stores. He said it not only had 'a Russian combination of femininity' whatever that means although the box suggests it's actually Japanese inspired (Russia, Japan, same thing really). He then threw into the mix that Vera Wang does a perfume called Kalina (i'm guessing at the spelling) and if you love that you'll love Kalinka (similar names aren't they?). Vera Wang dosen't appear to have ever made a perfume with a name even remotely similar to Kalina or Kalinka.

He then moved onto JPD 'Maestro' for men which is one of 'the biggest sellers' and is 'a combination of style, gladiatorial ranges, famous for Rome, famous for the Maestro'. Has he got the right fragrance?

Peter was on fire last night, not only with his BS, not only with his fake insincerity but his descriptions are now becoming utterly surreal (and laden with more lies than ever, of course, you should have heard him selling some cheap tatty watch).

 

[Greg]

'a Russian combination of femininity'

That means under arm roll-on for female Russian bodybuilders.

 

[Blue star]

'a Russian combination of femininity'

That means under arm roll-on for female Russian bodybuilders.

im sure he means shot putters the ones with big hairy armpits!!!

 

[Wirral70]

im sure he means shot putters the ones with big hairy armpits!!!

AKA Nicola George :grin:

She's got thighs like a Romanian Weight Lifter.

 

[bidtvbs]

Peter Sherlock- Where are you? you seem to find time to fulfil your duties on the channel but you're busy or too embarassed to come on here.

 

[newtobid]

Peter Sherlock- Where are you? you seem to find time to fulfil your duties on the channel but you're busy or too embarassed to come on here.

on with nicola? now

nicola just stated

"this is allover america"

 

[Wirral70]

Peter Sherlock- Where are you? you seem to find time to fulfil your duties on the channel but you're busy or too embarassed to come on here.

He may be busy as I heard he's in talks with Debenhams although that isn't a fact yet.

 

[Wirral70]

on with nicola? now

nicola just stated

"this is allover america"

Nicola is prolific in the art of bull. She effortlessly feeds Shylock line after line. Now moved onto Skin Pharmacy and she has just had the bare faced cheek to say assistants in House of Fraser, Debenhams and Boots can tell you what they want about face creams as nobody is listening, I honestly kid you not.

 

[newtobid]

Peter has made an error on the snake serum here

i find it amazing how many "errors" these presenters make