Festive Cheer!!!

[Frazzled]

At least it's felt like winter the past three months, so party hats on, open the fizz and all together now…
:song:
It's July again and the Presenters are
Flogging gifts to traverse afar.
Field & fountain, moor and mountain,
The goods will come right to your door.

Oh…oh star of wonder, star of night,
Bethlehem lights of beauty bright,
Homeward leading, Royal Mail proceeding,
Bringing us thy perfect Lights.
:song:

The endless cr@p will drive you insane,
The same old stuff being touted again,
Repeated forever, ceasing never.
Fleecing us all for gain.

Oh…oh star of wonder, star of night,
Bethlehem lights of beauty bright,
Homeward leading, Royal Mail proceeding,
Bringing us thy perfect Lights.
:song:

Tova fragrance to offer have they.
Ambre D'Oro would make a god pray.
Men's hopes are raising, they'll be gazing,
Worshiping you all day.

Oh…oh star of wonder, star of night,
Bethlehem lights of beauty bright,
Homeward leading, Royal Mail proceeding,
Bringing us thy perfect Lights.

:song:
Yankee candles smelling of mrryh
Will make you cough, the cat lose it's fur.
Musical boxes barely audible
Dale showing off his baubles

Oh…oh star of wonder, star of night,
Bethlehem lights of beauty bright,
Homeward leading, Royal Mail proceeding,
Bringing us thy perfect Lights.

:song:
Christmas wares from last years stockroom
Dusted down and given a groom.
We'll be sighing, yawning, crying
"Won't someone please end our gloom".

Oh…oh star of wonder, star of night,
Bethlehem lights of beauty bright,
Homeward leading, Royal Mail proceeding,
Bringing us thy perfect Lights.
:song:
Merry Christmas Everyone (hic!) :mysmilie_852:

 

[Loveinamist]

SB is struggling with festive cheer at the mo at an awful Countdown to Christmas Post Box.

 

[Loveinamist]

You've been busy Frazzled. Did this roll off the tongue whilst hearing the hum of lawn mowers or did you dream this little gem 'cos you anticipated Christmas in July with glee? :sun:

 

[Rentochops]

thank you Frazzled you gave me a great laugh as a bit poorly today meaning I am having to watch QVC :happy:

 

[donna255]

Festive cheer, I would prefer to drive head first into my own vomit.:nod:

 

[Frazzled]

Festive cheer, I would prefer to drive head first into my own vomit.:nod:

Someone hasn't opened their bottle of fizz have they? :wink:

 

[donna255]

Someone hasn't opened their bottle of fizz have they? :wink:

No. Actually I have all my christmas and birthday pressies bought in the sales just after christmas.

 

[Rentochops]

Festive cheer, I would prefer to drive head first into my own vomit.:nod:

oh don't mention that, that's why I'm off work!

 

[SparklyBarbs]

:sun:There"s some very talented people on this web site, whom QVC could surely use.

And i love the song AND I"M SORRY BUT I LOVE CHISTMAS IN JULY , awful i know :cake:

 

[Bensmum]

I would like to meet the people who are actually choosing to watch Christmas in July. I want to ask them why.

 

[SparklyBarbs]

Well i"m one of those people, and i love Christmas in July. I love dark nights with the
fire going and the candles lit, and i love Christmas. Watching the segments just
cheers me up, and i usually end up buying lights or something to add to my ever-
growing collection. It just cheers me up, everything and everybody is nicer at Christmas
time. I get pleasure from watching and gives me a release from the every day stresses
of work etc. I know its not everyones cup of tea, but its usually just one day, so i look
forward to it.

 

[Loveinamist]

I watched some of it as an antidote to planning the renovation of our kitchen and the stress that it is causing. In two weeks it will be finished, everything back in its place (hopefully), so I am imagining doing Christmas dinner this year in different surroundings. :cake: Plus I have been interested in what the level of tat on offer would be and old stock!