If QVC ran a book club..........

[silversequin]

:thinking2:Just imagine this, they have sold the odd (I mean this in several senses of the word) book usually to tie in with existing brands such as Butler and Wilson, Liz Earle and the "artist" Thomas Kincade. So to get this thread going I am suggesting a book of Jacko reminisences by the excrutiating Uri Geller, a style guide by Glen Campell and Lulu's secrets of eternal youth. What fiction would they recommend,? could they have themed hours? I am sure they could give Richard and Judy a run for their money:thinking2:

 

[Artemis]

Grannies recipes
Grannies remedies
A Salford childhood (with my Granny)

By the Lovely Julian...........( AKA Grannie's little soldier).

 

[queenie]

quirky catchphrases.......by Jill Franks

 

[fairynuff]

" My 25,0000 years as your actual literal resident beauty expert for you as well" by AY.

 

[NoMoreSpendsEva]

quirky catchphrases.......by Jill Franks

That would appear in the outlet stores very quickly!:dull: at a bargain price -99p

or a BOGOF deal:rock:

 

[barbedwire]

'There are Fairies At The Bottom of my Garden, honest (and I know how to make money out of them)' by Jenniefieieieieiir Kirk

'Speech Therapy, Diction and its Everyday Uses' by Kim Mendelson ooommm*giggles*

'Modesty' by Julia Roberts

'Age is Nothing But a Number (and I've been 39 since 1920)' by Tova Borgnine

'Silence is Golden' by Mally (and I do love Mally )

'Supermarket Own Brand Skincare - A User's Guide' by Alison Young

'You Know Ya Make Me Wanna Trout Pout' by Lulu

'I Can't Believe it's not Leather' by Kathy Van Zeeland

 

[iamasmall]

nylon is not the enemy by kim meddlesom

revealing myself slowly by dale franklin, this glossy coffee table book is full of coloured photograghs

how to convince yourself and others you are a size zero by julia roberts

embrace hrt by alison keenan

how to be always right by alison young, buy this one and qvc will give you for free alison's new title, which is a rewrite of a previous authors work however we feel she does it better-how to lose friends and alienate people

eccentric moi? by pippa gordon

 

[watersiren]

now that paul mckenna has defected to another shopping channel, there is a gap in the market for inspirational and motivational reading.

i would suggest a series of books and cds entitled "i can make you emaciated" by JF.

 

[barbedwire]

'My Family and Murdering Other Animals' by Basso

'Demure is my Middle Name' by Jeanne Bice from Quacker

'How to Charge Like Wounded Rhino for a Wisp of Chiffon' by Michele Hope

'Up Close and Personal - As Long As It's 20 Feet Away' by Alison Young

 

[watersiren]

"Literally Facts and Actual Observations. An Insider's Guide to the English Language" by AY.

 

[iamasmall]

freeganism by anne dawson

 

[watersiren]

freeganism by anne dawson

lol

 

[watersiren]

"I Can Make You Look Thin. Common Faux Pas and Other Wardrobe Malfunctions" by JR.

 

[Minnehaha]

:devil:Busy, Busy, Busy by Anne 'White Rabbit' Dawson

:doh:Improve your memory by Cathy Something

:sweat:I was Sheridan's muse by J Malaprop Franks

:headbang:English as it is misspoke - a guide to shopping channel language edited
by Jill Franks

The wrong trouser by Glen & Campbell

:talking:Counting Made Easy by C Huntley

:beer:All about me by Alison Keenan

 

[barbedwire]

'Antidisestablishmentarianism in Krakatoa, East of Java (or How To Prove I'm Clever and Actually A Top BusinessWoman and not Thick as Mince) by Cloudier Sylvester

 

[NoMoreSpendsEva]

freeganism by anne dawson

Totally agree with this and would add it should be a series with tombs written by JR, JF, AK ...................................:talking:

 

[Tolly]

To Kill A Mocking Bird...and Other Animals by D. Basso
Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit by Craig Rowe
The Awkward Age By A. Keenan
An Actor's End by Sara G.
Amateur Night by Jill Franks
An Adjustment Of Nature by Richard Jackson...which explains why he always stands like that!

 

[watersiren]

To Kill A Mocking Bird...and Other Animals by D. Basso
Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit by Craig Rowe
The Awkward Age By A. Keenan
An Actor's End by Sara G.
Amateur Night by Jill Franks
An Adjustment Of Nature by Richard Jackson...which explains why he always stands like that!

loved those!

 

[ERICS MUM]

What Not To Wear - Julia Roberts (a small volume)
Vidal Sassoon: A Biography - Gilly Halliday
Janet & John do QVC - Clare Sutton
Roots - Alison Keenan
Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats - Catherine Huntley
Fodor's Guide to Bristol - Craig Rowe
The Kanban Catalogue - Dawn Bibby
The Ickle Book of Artists Trading Cards - Leonie Pujol
Romeo & Juliet - Dawn Bibby and JJ
Romeo & Juliet - JR and Simon Wilson

 

[Julie]

Ohh my god what a wonderful thread, sure this wlll be doing the rounds at Marco Polo Towers !!!