Quacker Couture!!

[silversequin]

yup that's what the Quacker woman just said while talking about the more shall we say "decorated" garments. Made me laugh out loud imagining a Quacker cat walk (or should that be duck waddle show) with those awful hooter things going off and the garments that defy description being paraded by a load of supermodels.Wonder what music they would play and who would be gracing the front seats?

 

[Bensmum]

Wonder what music they would play and who would be gracing the front seats?

Kate Moss and Naomi C would be walking down the catwalk to 'Old Macdonald had a Farm' and on the front row would be Keith Harris and Orville. A stuffed green bird is about the only individual who would look good in that cr*p.

 

[klarionthewitchboy]

I think you're all being very mean.

Can't you just see George Michael's B&W "Freedom" video being immeasurably cheered up if Cindy Crawford, Linda Evangelista and company were swanning around in Cracker "creations"?

 

[Snowstorm]

Seems like a really daft and immature way to present a rangemof items. Though I guess it could be a way to detract from the items on show. Not a fan I have to say!

 

[Bensmum]

Seems like a really daft and immature way to present a rangemof items.

Isn't that their target audience, really daft and immature people?? Any grown-up, sensible person surely wouldn't be seen dead in anything from that range. :mysmilie_378:

 

[Snowstorm]

Isn't that their target audience, really daft and immature people?? Any grown-up, sensible person surely wouldn't be seen dead in anything from that range. :mysmilie_378:

Well we had quite a discussion re Tiana b which I do like and others thought grim! It's the daft chats about being quackered that gets my goat.

 

[ERICS MUM]

Jenny "Mrs Quacker" has put on a lot of weight. (Runs for shelter after making an unnecessary and irrelevant post).

 

[Mrs James]

Jenny "Mrs Quacker" has put on a lot of weight. (Runs for shelter after making an unnecessary and irrelevant post).

lucky for her, the 3XL is quite roomy :emo:

 

[klarionthewitchboy]

lucky for her, the 3XL is quite roomy :emo:

You use them as hats, don't you Mrs J? :nod:

 

[Mrs James]

You use them as hats, don't you Mrs J? :nod:

yep.....

 

[klarionthewitchboy]

yep.....

You look slightly... "different".

Have you done an Ali K and had your face enhanced?

 

[Mrs James]

i find a good slap more effective than botox :smirk:

 

[Snowstorm]

You look slightly... "different".

Have you done an Ali K and had your face enhanced?

Well if that's the effect I shall leave well alone!

 

[Loveinamist]

Think Harald Pompoos is missing a trick here. The profusion of colour, embellishments and variety of technique in application, puts his fashion in the shade. He needs to amalgamate to keep a hold on his stake in the empire that is QVC fashion.