Random musings and general banter.

[Ali Kamman]

I plan to watch Alexis from L’Occitane on QVC later. Somehow I don’t think she’ll be shouting into the camera, “JUST BUY IT! GO AND GET IT!”.

It’s not exactly the most dignified way of selling a fragrance.

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

Pedro was just saying that you can return the perfume if you don’t like it but I wonder about that.

 

[Ali Kamman]

Peter didn’t get the memo that the German/NYC perfume brand is actually pronounced à la français

According to Mikey Boy you definitely don’t pronounce it “gammon”

 

[Duke of Cheese]

In 2027…they created the Black Notes…Bacharach…Apollo Creed….Gammon…Quite Extraordinary….I’ll go to hell, me…

Which part of it don’t they get that German perfume sounding like a cut of meat doesn’t sound a particularly romantic proposition?

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

He said the legend that is, Gammon

 

[Ali Kamman]

Every time they do these Gammon atomisers the price is lower. They’ll be chucking them in every order for free at this rate. It’s almost like they’re trying to offload a massive load of stock they can’t shift or something…

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He said the legend that is, Gammon

Leg end in his case.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Now…there was a watch that came on later earlier today, okay? Okay? Please….

It’s got knockability, okay… Girls…with a 44 inch…erm mill…ches…case size…Please.. buy..Please..

 

[Hammy60]

Yeah, I have Gammon, god knows when i bought the stuff, but i love it.

 

[galesgal57]

I suppose you could use it for keeping the flies off your sandwiches when yomping in the Trossachs.

 

[Hammy60]

I suppose you could use it for keeping the flies off your sandwiches when yomping in the Trossachs.

Midgie repellant.

 

[JeepSwensonfan]

Can you please lay off the Pete.

He spent 10 years fighting in the Boer war. 10 long years.

He's a hero.

 

[Hammy60]

He keeps calling it an Iconic Jubilee bracelet and says the bracelet alone is the cost of the watch. It's a cheap hollow bracelet, you can probably pick one up for a couple of quid on Ali and it's not a jubilee either.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Oh look…Hyacinth Bucket’s jumble bags…£200…okay…

 

[galesgal57]

Oh look…Hyacinth Bucket’s jumble bags…£200…okay…

Hideous, £200 never in this world.

 

[Tricompax]

He keeps calling it an Iconic Jubilee bracelet and says the bracelet alone is the cost of the watch. It's a cheap hollow bracelet, you can probably pick one up for a couple of quid on Ali and it's not a jubilee either.

Yes, doing my head in, every effing bracelet is a Jubilee to him. This new range of watches makes the Fields offerings quite high end. Talking of which, they don’t seem to be on Ideal/TJC much these days. Just the odd watch not a full show with brand ambassador

 

[Duke of Cheese]

It’s almost like has to shout at himself to convince himself he is not selling off a decorating table in a car park.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Hammy has got away with it so far… I wonder if they can resist mentioning him…

A USB hot water bottle for 9 p.m. 15 minutes to charge them up so you don’t have to wait for the kettle to boil?? My kettle boils before 15 minutes, so I just need to wait 12 minutes more overall. Somebody hold me back…

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Can you please lay off the Pete.

He spent 10 years fighting in the Boer war. 10 long years.

He's a hero.

They don't like it up 'em Mr Mainwaring

Can you please lay off the Pete.

He spent 10 years fighting in the Boer war. 10 long years.

He's a hero.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

So much Peter Simon. Too much Peter Simon