Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

Just waiting for the coffee machine to start pumping out coffee all ver the counter as disaster magnet Mark is the guest expert. That self same coffee machine is £19.99 with free p&p on Amazon

After what he did I cannot believe they invited him back. What he did was dangerous. Clearly, for whatever reasons, he is not thinking ahead, or at all, and that is (pardon the pun) a recipe for disaster. Well, actually, in that unprofessional environment I can well believe he was invited back. When he did turn up again the next morning as if nothing had happened, by doing so, it sums the place up perfectly for me, Run by the immature, and the lacking in any credible long-term television production experience. Probably too much senior presenter power because of that youth culture. And a general belief that they think they are far too smart to get hauled up for anything. Plus a likely belief that their core audience is old, daft, and generally out of touch, and probably would have thought the burning barbecue disaster was a planned sparklers display to liven up yet another dull evening beforehand. The fact that post the incident Mason made no specific reference to what had just gone on, when he should have addressed it, sums up the general view they have of who’s watching. Respecting your audience actually produces much more credible television. People might even buy from you.

 

[Lord Helpus]

After what he did I cannot believe they invited him back. What he did was dangerous. Clearly, for whatever reasons, he is not thinking ahead, or at all, and that is (pardon the pun) a recipe for disaster. Well, actually, in that unprofessional environment I can well believe he was invited back. When he did turn up again the next morning as if nothing had happened, by doing so, it sums the place up perfectly for me, Run by the immature, and the lacking in any credible long-term television production experience. Probably too much senior presenter power because of that youth culture. And a general belief that they think they are far too smart to get hauled up for anything. Plus a likely belief that their core audience is old, daft, and generally out of touch, and probably would have thought the burning barbecue disaster was a planned sparklers display to liven up yet another dull evening beforehand. The fact that post the incident Mason made no specific reference to what had just gone on, when he should have addressed it, sums up the general view they have of who’s watching. Respecting your audience actually produces much more credible television. People might even buy from you.

behave. A presenter makes an outrageous comment? Move on. Something catches fire live on air? Move on. Yesterday's chip paper. And the king of controversy is about to return, talking drivel, giving fake facts and warranties, suggesting the first flexi is the full price "to get it home", pretending whatever he is selling has changed his life, changing his home circumstances and ailments to suit, wooing his gaggle of old ladies who buy his cheap, vulgar stories and shtick.

I will watch for 5 minutes to satisfy myself he hasn't and will never change then switch over.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Peter is back

 

[Jazzydrury]

Peter is on with Jojoba, Youbril. He pronouces it different every time

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Walter has gone overboard with the Kiwi today.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Give peter his due he does entertain

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Just flicked on and Pedro was going on about they must have the wrong price (that old chesnut, again) on these hand carved pet feeders. It is the exact same price TJC were selling them for about 3 hours ago.

 

[Mommabear]

'Josh eats his in the kitchen with US'

Who?

 

[Lord Helpus]

Give peter his due he does entertain

He does. But he is a shyster, claiming the Hohohoba cured yet another condition he won't reveal. He'll never change.

 

[Lord Helpus]

'Josh eats his in the kitchen with US'

Who?

Bet and Barbara when they pop round, same time every day.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

behave. A presenter makes an outrageous comment? Move on. Something catches fire live on air? Move on. Yesterday's chip paper. And the king of controversy is about to return, talking drivel, giving fake facts and warranties, suggesting the first flexi is the full price "to get it home", pretending whatever he is selling has changed his life, changing his home circumstances and ailments to suit, wooing his gaggle of old ladies who buy his cheap, vulgar stories and shtick.

I will watch for 5 minutes to satisfy myself he hasn't and will never change then switch over.

That's the trouble...they can't move on. They remain sh...every day..

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Funny how Muriel only seems to buy items when Pedro is on. This is the third time I have tuned in since 10am and everytime he has read out her name. A 62 year old guy crawling about on top of some minging floor rugs.

 

[Old Man Steptoe]

The level of incompetence has excelled this week,water and electricity mixed (frying tonight)the look on Masonic Mikes face said it all
I bet those children in the gallery would have know idea either, straight off the playground into this

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Oh look, it's Mr Flaming grill himself, Marky Stewart!

 

[Lord Helpus]

Oh look, it's Mr Flaming grill himself, Marky Stewart!

Or Sparky Marky as he is now known.

 

[Samki]

ark won’t put his name or reputation to anything - what name? What reputation - fire Marshalls are on standby

 

[Mommabear]

ark won’t put his name or reputation to anything - what name? What reputation - fire Marshalls are on standby

Couldn't believe I heard that!

 

[Jazzydrury]

Peter says So many on Web, I cant find them on the web.

Somebody remind the Wonker they dont go on web until after the presentation.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

I will just waste £93 on these pans, even though I don't need them. Forget Rodney, Pedro is the prize plonker.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

I can get this set of pans for £63.97. It means having to buy each pan, rather than as a pan set, but you would be buying from the same ebay shop.