Frazzled
Sense of humour intact
:song:
God rest you merry customers,
Let nothing you dismay.
For QVC our Savior,
Will be there Christmas Day.
To save us all from Ideal World,
In case we go astray.
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy. O tidings of comfort and joy! :song:
From QVC our Savior,
A blessed angel comes.
And unto eager viewers,
Brings tidings which will stun,
How to you all from Chiswick comes,
A day of cheer and fun:
:song:
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy. O tidings of comfort and joy!
Fear not, then said the angel,
Let nothing you affright,
"I know today's a re-run,
But you never know you might
See something that you wished you'd bought,
That Aha bra in white?"
O tidings of comfort and joy comfort and joy. O tidings of comfort and joy! :song:
The viewers at these tidings,
Rejoiced much in mind,
They left their flocks a feeding,
And knocking back the wine,
And hit the keyboards round the land,
The bargains there to find:
:song:
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy. O tidings of comfort and joy!
But on the web site where they came,
It didn't want to play.
No videos or items new,
Not even easy pay.
The viewers now all seething,
Unto the Lord did pray.
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy. O tidings of comfort and joy! :song:
And then with joy and gladness
They suddenly did see,
A bargain waiting in Last Clicks,
They just had to pay the fee,
But then with tears and much sadness
They saw the P&P!
:song:
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy. O tidings of comfort and joy!
All round the land was wailing,
Their arms they slowly lifted.
And in slow motion at the screen
The parson's nose was gifted.
"Oh QVC all year we buy
But this has left us mifted"
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy. O tidings of comfort and joy! :song:
The TV spluttered at the shock,
A large crack did appear.
Some gravy ran down Chuntley's face
Which looked just like a tear.
"What will we do without the box?"
Said viewers full of fear.
:song:
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy. O tidings of comfort and joy!
Then suddenly an advert bought
Some calm to the affray.
A TSV of magnitude
At midnight Christmas Day
A large TV, no P&P
There is even easy pay!
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy. O tidings of comfort and joy! :song:
It will come to you for thirty days
What more could you expect.
So if you get yours quickly fixed
They'll come back and collect.
Oh happy days are here again
I doubt Q will suspect?
:song:
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy. O tidings of comfort and joy!
Now to the Lord sing praises,
All you within this place,
And with true love and brotherhood,
Each other now embrace;
This holy tide of Christmas,
Doth bring redeeming grace.
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy. O tidings of comfort and joy! :song:
Cheers everyone, a happy & peaceful Christmas to you all xx
God rest you merry customers,
Let nothing you dismay.
For QVC our Savior,
Will be there Christmas Day.
To save us all from Ideal World,
In case we go astray.
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy. O tidings of comfort and joy! :song:
From QVC our Savior,
A blessed angel comes.
And unto eager viewers,
Brings tidings which will stun,
How to you all from Chiswick comes,
A day of cheer and fun:
:song:
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy. O tidings of comfort and joy!
Fear not, then said the angel,
Let nothing you affright,
"I know today's a re-run,
But you never know you might
See something that you wished you'd bought,
That Aha bra in white?"
O tidings of comfort and joy comfort and joy. O tidings of comfort and joy! :song:
The viewers at these tidings,
Rejoiced much in mind,
They left their flocks a feeding,
And knocking back the wine,
And hit the keyboards round the land,
The bargains there to find:
:song:
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy. O tidings of comfort and joy!
But on the web site where they came,
It didn't want to play.
No videos or items new,
Not even easy pay.
The viewers now all seething,
Unto the Lord did pray.
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy. O tidings of comfort and joy! :song:
And then with joy and gladness
They suddenly did see,
A bargain waiting in Last Clicks,
They just had to pay the fee,
But then with tears and much sadness
They saw the P&P!
:song:
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy. O tidings of comfort and joy!
All round the land was wailing,
Their arms they slowly lifted.
And in slow motion at the screen
The parson's nose was gifted.
"Oh QVC all year we buy
But this has left us mifted"
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy. O tidings of comfort and joy! :song:
The TV spluttered at the shock,
A large crack did appear.
Some gravy ran down Chuntley's face
Which looked just like a tear.
"What will we do without the box?"
Said viewers full of fear.
:song:
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy. O tidings of comfort and joy!
Then suddenly an advert bought
Some calm to the affray.
A TSV of magnitude
At midnight Christmas Day
A large TV, no P&P
There is even easy pay!
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy. O tidings of comfort and joy! :song:
It will come to you for thirty days
What more could you expect.
So if you get yours quickly fixed
They'll come back and collect.
Oh happy days are here again
I doubt Q will suspect?
:song:
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy. O tidings of comfort and joy!
Now to the Lord sing praises,
All you within this place,
And with true love and brotherhood,
Each other now embrace;
This holy tide of Christmas,
Doth bring redeeming grace.
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy. O tidings of comfort and joy! :song:
Cheers everyone, a happy & peaceful Christmas to you all xx
