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wow a brown doormat are now 'statement pieces' according to volevant. Jog on, mate

No wonder they can't shift the Maserati watches, gaudy rubbish. Not even sure the name has any appeal, Swan and Edgar has more prestige on a watch!

More endless shyte from dirt bag Simon. price comparison £44.99, for one pillow he reckons - lying scroate they are ten a penny for the same prices online, and lets faces, the quality of anything he sells is likely to be the absolute pits.

Dr Peter Simon and his elixir of youth potion, giving him his youthful stretchy skin, bit concerned we were heading for a segway into one of his smutty attempted jokes! Fortunately not.

at just under 6 mins talking about an eye op that fixed his eye. What a complete and utter scrawny embarrasing tool mason was and its not improved much, not to mention Pedro right at the very end, oooh chase me.

He is coming across very well, but maybe that's because he has just followed their resident nut job, and not a cream egg filled croissant in sight phew!!

When he eats its similar to his Les Dawson impression

'The team will tell you today, I rang a dear friend of mine who is a chiropractor' He said (chiropractor) They They They really are very very good..... right He said the idea is.....then wally goes onto give his own description. Later on we hear said fictional chiropractor advising how to use...

I caught a bit of rentagob earlier with the cheapo bench sunglasses. She goes on hoilday with 15 pairs of sunglasses apparently. Pedro levels of bull shyte on offer. Strikes me her other half ‘gary’ deserves a medal putting up with that wonder if he wears a ‘defective’ hearing aid. Possibly...

He made a comment on a watch show ad break about a month ago when he didnt know his mike was still on ‘im going to hell’ Some gullible folk out there unfortunately.

Gave IW some online feedback on Pedro today, hopefully it finds its way back to him, had bought something beauty related for my wife and got an IW feedback link, so ticked the presenter feedback box and referenced his smutty comments circa 1970 when pitching a shower head and that they weren't...

Shitty brand Nicce, think I had one of their t shirts a few years ago, the cotton was thin and naff. They seem to have disappeared , probably now one of Sports Directs premier brands!!

Evening All Has Pedro been tanked up again and taken a fall, looks to have a plaster on his forehead. Bottom, what was the episode called with Brian Glover, classic, that and the camping, and 'can I just say what a smashing blouse you are wearing'!

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That Buddha, aka Bet Lynch with her dangly earings on!

Gotta love Pedro in full acting mode. 'Realllly'. out of his depth again. He needs that heat wand on his piss hole in the snow eyelids, the guy doesn't look well.

Does he not realise it only serves to make him look an even bigger fool (if that was possible!)

strange man, using his back door, cucumber double entendre and a (edit) Bruce Forsyth catchphrase. lasted about a minute of him, off button pressed.

how do they get away with the claim Hammy, it seems a significant selling point to say Swiss made. Does someone in Switzerland open the back to put a battery in it?!

Billy Hunt sold his soul to the devil when he let Christopher biggins lookalike use his brand name for £15 perfumes. Werent Mason & Pedro telling us Gammon was from one of the finest perfumeries in the world, now @ £12.99!