For a 16th Century Thatched Cottage in Devon?

[Deleted member 21838]

Skin: Can I use this internal cracks filler to fill up external cracks in a 16th century thatched Devon mansion? Not that you’re bragging, of course…
Peter Kay: Er. No.. it’s for internal cracks..
Skin: What if it’s a really narrow crack?
Peter Kay Shopping Television Comedy DIY Character: Probably best to use a knife to make the crack even bigger first..
Skin: And that’s okay for a 16th century Devon thatched mansion, I own??
Peter Kay… Oh foxtrot oscar, you old wi…Er.. Of course, wonderful Debs..
Skin: TELL the viewers what time you are back on again…
Peter Kay Character: No… Go to Hell…

 

[Jazzydrury]

Skin: Can I use this internal cracks filler to fill up external cracks in a 16th century thatched Devon mansion? Not that you’re bragging, of course…
Peter Kay: Er. No.. it’s for internal cracks..
Skin: What if it’s a really narrow crack?
Peter Kay Shopping Television Comedy DIY Character: Probably best to use a knife to make the crack even bigger first..
Skin: And that’s okay for a 16th century Devon thatched mansion, I own??
Peter Kay… Oh foxtrot oscar, you old wi…Er.. Of course, wonderful Debs..
Skin: TELL the viewers what time you are back on again…
Peter Kay Character: No… Go to Hell…

Duke you been on the blue smarties

 

[merryone]

Skin: Can I use this internal cracks filler to fill up external cracks in a 16th century thatched Devon mansion? Not that you’re bragging, of course…
Peter Kay: Er. No.. it’s for internal cracks..
Skin: What if it’s a really narrow crack?
Peter Kay Shopping Television Comedy DIY Character: Probably best to use a knife to make the crack even bigger first..
Skin: And that’s okay for a 16th century Devon thatched mansion, I own??
Peter Kay… Oh foxtrot oscar, you old wi…Er.. Of course, wonderful Debs..
Skin: TELL the viewers what time you are back on again…
Peter Kay Character: No… Go to Hell…

Shame she can‘t use it to fill her big gob!