If each presenter were a Yankee candle...

ShoppingTelly

Help Support ShoppingTelly:

J

Julius

Registered Shopper
Joined
Jun 18, 2012
Messages
5,145
Location
London
What would it smell like? What would it be called?

Catherine Huntley - Cloying rose and lily of the valley.
Debbie Flint - Something synthetic, or bovine excrement.
Jill Franks - thin air / "Me, me, me. Did I mention me?"
Craig Rowe - Fun on the Sand Dunes - melon and sand.
Ann Dawson - Vetiver, ambergris and citronella shortbread. "Whining bagpipes"
Jackie Kabler - "Yeah, I'm too good for this"
Julia Roberts: "Popcorn like my watch"
Miceal Murphy - "Irish cream"
Claire Sutton: "Baby powder and frosted icing sugar and syrup."
Kathy Tayler: Nice and homely
Charlie Brook: "Just take a LOOK ....at THIS!"
Dale Franklin: Marrow on a sunbed.
Alison Keenan: "Really rather super."
 
Julius said:
What would it smell like? What would it be called?

Catherine Huntley - Cloying rose and lily of the valley.
Debbie Flint - Something synthetic, or bovine excrement.
Jill Franks - thin air / "Me, me, me. Did I mention me?"
Craig Rowe - Fun on the Sand Dunes - melon and sand.
Ann Dawson - Vetiver, ambergris and citronella shortbread. "Whining bagpipes"
Jackie Kabler - "Yeah, I'm too good for this"
Julia Roberts: "Popcorn like my watch"
Miceal Murphy - "Irish cream"
Claire Sutton: "Baby powder and frosted icing sugar and syrup."
Kathy Tayler: Nice and homely
Charlie Brook: "Just take a LOOK ....at THIS!"
Dale Franklin: Marrow on a sunbed.
Alison Keenan: "Really rather super."
Click to expand...

Craig Rowe: "Kelly Hoppen Taupe"
Richard Jackson: Pickled grass. "Simply Silage" & only available in tealights or small jars.
Chloe Everton: "Hairspray". Please note this item can only be sold as a pair.
 
Simon Biagi - Cheese, nothing else just Cheese.
Katy Pullinger - Cheesey with a touch of twee.

Every other presenter will have a collective candle named after them called....... "Absolutely Full Of Crap"
 
Simon Biagi: any fragrance but it would be called "And, And, And, And And" and the picture on the label would be dozens of &&&.
 
Jill franks would have one just for her as she would use it all the time in every room in the house & there would be no stock left for anyone else.
 
The above postings are good and thoughtful and accurate, but let me please quantify this, you are stating that the presenters are like synthetic smelling, pieces of molten wax that has a sell-by of between 15 - 150 hours (providing you treat the candles/presenters with care) and then they are snuffed out for life!
So are you indicating dear posters, that you would like these synthetic presenters to be only around the time of a votive or a large jar!
 
Claire - Baby Voice, err sorry Baby Powder!

Craig - Sweet like Chocolate!

Lee - Pink Sands (couldn't resist but he seems to like Pink)!

Techy Abi - Shallow Shouty Marshmallow

:mysmilie_14::mysmilie_14::mysmilie_14:
 

Latest posts

Back
Top