Mommabear

I remember my father in law being very uncomplimentary about Mick Jagger when we used to watch Top of the Pops. He used to call him cow...

I saw this and thought it looked like a piece of Kendal Mint Cake !

Just tuned in and for a moment thought he'd been 'patio doored' again. His faux hairline is looking a bit ginger

I was singing The Lumberjack Song in my head when I read that! "I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra"🤣. I was...

The alpha male says he's not allowed to mention other names (brands) in this industry.:rolleyes: Really? Dropping other brand names is...

Epitome of the Monty Python lumberjack song. Wonder if he’s wearing high heels?😱

If you put Gollum on a site, he'd be clueless. He'd probably pick something up and either break a nail and have to go back to the van...

What you really want is first layer vegan leather ...

Highgate Cemetery.. No luck there for him either. As for his ‘celebrity’ anecdotes..just like his products descriptions, and his length...

I wouldn't call it an opportunity, more a challenge

He said on his last day at Create and Craft he had been there for 8 years, but wanted to take a new opportunity, he may live to regret it

Yeah, the 'audience' was the queue for the 5:15 AM coach to London, and the 'warm up' was turning the bus shelter radiator on.

Make or break from the getgo lol

I did read he had an audience 'warm up' job

I've noticed the following Pedro-isms over the years: Claims we was in TV shows he wasn't (e.g., Blue Peter) and has won awards he...