Bank holiday

[sheepdog]

Why would any one want to go out in the cold and rain when they can stay in and "talk" to their friends on STF.
I have only been out to take DD to work and to walk the dogs, they don't care what the weather is doing, they just need to get out and run.

Must talk you into getting a internet enabled phone. You don't have to be indoors anymore to be on here :grin:

 

[madmax]

I think I have one of those only I have NO idea how to use it.
I can just about make and receive calls and text at a push but that's my limit.
Not only that with 4 dogs now I need to be able to watch what they are all doing and where they are. So no time for going on the internet while out walking them.

 

[ArtDeco]

Hey Artdeco you could apply for Mastemind!!, QVC as your specialist subject, all of us on the forum would be cheering you on, imagine a question on the most expensive TSVs, what size is Julia Roberts? has Lulu really has surgery?
maybe a brain teaser on p and p as I sure as hell can't work out what mathmatical formula they apply......

It reminds me of that great Victoria Wood line : "I was going to apply for Mastermind, but I can't sit on leather". Cavegirl might appreciate that one!

Yes the fact that I am a mind of useless information is a worry. I just have that kind of memory. It meant that I was always good at history but half the people I've encountered in my life think I'm a stalker as I can remember teeny insignificant bits of information they've told me about themselves years after the fact.

The most expensive TSV: if everything's relative, it has got to be yesterday gardening effort - relative to the price of useless brown plastic, that was a corker. JR is definitely a size zero. Am terrified to speculate on Lulu in case she comes round me house to 'ave a word with me (I can't be the only one who's scared by her?) As for P&P I reckon their formula is the same one as Sir Humphrey on Yes Minister claimed the Treasury used in calculating income tax: they don't work out what it costs to run the service and then charge people accordingly, they just try to get as much as they think they can get away with...I know though that if I couldn't answer any particular question on Mastermind I would not say pass but "pass-tell" (groans at cheesy QVC joke...) :grin:

 

[silversequin]

Love it ArtDeco!! cried laughing at the thought of Lulu kicking your door in, Yes I think she is capable of it, and I agree about the p and p theory. When you take your seat in the chair they could play the TSV promo "tune" instead of the usual theme. Like you I was good at history and have a mind awash with random facts.