Ideal World is Wonderful

[Deleted member 21838]

I thought we should have a thread that is a safe haven for everybody who wants to talk exclusively in positives about Ideal World. Only simpering flattery, irrational positivity and gooey oleaginousnousnousaticity and nothing negative whatsoever.

Can I start by saying Mike Mason’s head is always meticulously turned out and shaved extraordinarily well.

 

[VapidStoat]

If only that kids' football team that got trapped in a cave in Thailand in 2018 had taken a Tamsy one-size-fits-Catford plastic coat in with them, they'd have all stayed warm and dry for weeks.

Utterly fabulous

 

[SiRich]

There's a man I think he is called Simon Peterson, his dress sense for a man of his advanced age is most exquisite and he has an extremely welcoming, sincere and friendly demeanour - it is wonderful in 2023 these tv celebrities provide us with these fantastic opportunities and have unquestionably 'got your back'.

He even enlightened me to the gift of time and allowed me the opportunity to buy a family heirloom for £9.99 on four flexis. Ive not got round to insuring it yet but hide it round the back of the toilet cistern for safe keeping.

Bravo Simon.

 

[Old Man Steptoe]

Sally Jacks has a wonderful voice especially when she moonlights for British Rail.
The train now leaving platform

 

[galesgal57]

Sally Jacks has a wonderful voice especially when she moonlights for British Rail.
The train now leaving platform

She seems to be on permanent holiday, in Abu Dhabi now.

 

[VapidStoat]

On behalf of older viewers with memory issues, may I say how reassuring they are finding IW's airing of the same few items over and over on a daily basis.

Watching fast-moving television can be very disconcerting for these viewers, but IW's current overreliance on a minimal number of cheap tat (sorry, "products") allows them to ground themselves.

They're not buying anything though. They tell me that they're not that far gone.

 

[VapidStoat]

She seems to be on permanent holiday, in Abu Dhabi now.

Is Jacks doing an Andrew Neil from GBNews? Going on holiday while everyone is laughing at the joke of channel, then never going back?

 

[Old Man Steptoe]

She seems to be on permanent holiday, in Abu Dhabi now.

How many holidays can you have in one year?
Answers on a postcard please !
Must be so hard working for a living

 

[Professor Branestawm]

There's a man I think he is called Simon Peterson, his dress sense for a man of his advanced age is most exquisite and he has an extremely welcoming, sincere and friendly demeanour - it is wonderful in 2023 these tv celebrities provide us with these fantastic opportunities and have unquestionably 'got your back'.

He even enlightened me to the gift of time and allowed me the opportunity to buy a family heirloom for £9.99 on four flexis. Ive not got round to insuring it yet but hide it round the back of the toilet cistern for safe keeping.

Bravo Simon.

He sold me a tatty cheap model of some angels.
Ever since I haven’t worried about a thing.
My family all believe I’m a gibbering idiot, but - hey - you can’t have everything.

 

[Professor Branestawm]

She seems to be on permanent holiday, in Abu Dhabi now.

She’s a part of that old joke now.
Why does Sally Jacks remind us all of the Flintstones?
Because the Shopping Telly viewers in Britain don’t like her, but those in Abu Dhabi Do….

I’ll get my coat….