I've ordered.... a flyflot!!!!!!

[Bexi]

Those are nice!

 

[Rozzy]

Terrifyingly I thought those shoes were lovely and..................I liked the silver ones with the flower too.................. My name is Rosalie and I'm......:rock::rock::rock:

 

[Mommabear]

......insane? :e016:

 

[petpixie]

You must be a young slip of a thing Momma. Too young to be enticed by the wiles of a comfort shoe. :cheeky:

 

[petpixie]

Honestly ladies, they even looked good on Ellis' huuuuuuuuge trotters :happy:

 

[Anna_Key]

You must be a young slip of a thing Momma

best laugh I've had all day :clapping:

 

[Mommabear]

Honestly ladies, they even looked good on Ellis' huuuuuuuuge trotters :happy:

Yes dear I'm sure they did.......now try and get a little rest

 

[Mommabear]

You must be a young slip of a thing Momma. :cheeky:

:5: I am that

 

[Mommabear]

best laugh I've had all day :clapping:

I thought you were busy ordering the piggie and Moi's tassled numbers

 

[mrsm]

You must be a young slip of a thing Momma. Too young to be enticed by the wiles of a comfort shoe. :cheeky:

:5: I am that

 

[Anna_Key]

I thought you were busy ordering the piggie and Moi's tassled numbers

I didn't want to jump the gun incase the didn't suit me, so I've been draped in my nans best tassled table cloth practicing my tassel spinning technique, the vigorous thrusting has put my hip out so I'm enjoying a cuppa on the sofa watching Nigel being dwarfed by that Amazonian looking woman....I think I've overdone it as I'm strangely drawn to her :blush:

 

[Mommabear]

I didn't want to jump the gun incase the didn't suit me, so I've been draped in my nans best tassled table cloth practicing my tassel spinning technique, the vigorous thrusting has put my hip out so I'm enjoying a cuppa on the sofa watching Nigel being dwarfed by that Amazonian looking woman....I think I've overdone it as I'm strangely drawn to her :blush:

This may make things worse....but you may have heard

Moi is bringing out some jackets to match her scar flaces later in the year! :clapping:

Must admit to feeling a little damp immediately after I heard

 

[Beady Belle]

Must admit to feeling a little damp immediately after I heard

:yikes: Momma, I'm surprised at you!!!!!

Or did you mean you'd broken out in a sweat ??

(Gawd, talk about common as muck, not like me, wot is a laydeeeee:dull

 

[Anna_Key]

I'm saving up, obviously I'll need the jacket in every colour - I can't wait, it's like christmas....naughty Myra, fancy teasing us like this :22:

 

[petpixie]

There's bound to be something to match my new sandals with the gem buckles :clapping:

 

[Mommabear]

:yikes: Momma, I'm surprised at you!!!!!

Or did you mean you'd broken out in a sweat ??

(Gawd, talk about common as muck, not like me, wot is a laydeeeee:dull

Nah, don't think it was sweat :taphead:

 

[Mommabear]

Bet your life it won't be 'just' a jacket either.....it'll be a coat, mac, sack, cape and everything......oooo there's that dampness again :drunk:

 

[Anna_Key]

Bet your life it won't be 'just' a jacket either.....it'll be a coat, mac, sack, cape and everything......oooo there's that dampness again :drunk:

Is it just on the top lip?
Cause if it is you're having an 'attack' of something, not sure what of, but it's definitely something.......can't you tell I love reading online health diagnosis pages.....just call me Ms Nightingale :cool2:

 

[Mommabear]

It's called Myraitis :wink2:

 

[Anna_Key]

It's called Myraitis :wink2:

It's obviously getting worse, you've got a tic now...I'd phone NHS Direct if I were you :call: