Random musings and general banter.

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Better yet the shakey hand "chef", Mark is it? Looks like he might be a candidate.

I think that might be more down to the DTs, or maybe he has Hypertension, and the shaking hands are from that, or maybe he is just embarrassed/anxious because he knows he will be serving up some crappy food.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

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Does look a bit like Masons of the Mike, if he let his horseshoe grow out and shaved his beard off.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Blockbuster price for the weeder, same price as it has always been on the website. Looks cheap and flimsy, doubt it will last very long.

 

[galesgal57]

Mike has just said the move to the new studio is May.

 

[Muttley]

Mike has just said the move to the new studio is May.

Did he specify what year?

 

[galesgal57]

Did he specify what year?

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Do we believe old Mason, sold out of his allocation of lights ment to last an hour. Charlie has been on the phone and managed to get a small amount more allocated. They BS about so much, I take everything they say with a large pinch of salt.

 

[exmothian]

Mouthy Mike

 

[Duke of Cheese]

The new studio…A mock-up of an FSO Polonez Prima, a strip of astroturf, and a decorating table with a car park backdrop.

 

[Herring]

Ooh wonder what’s coming up at 9. Mike said it’s an improved version of the biggest selling item on IW. Even if you think you don’t need one, buy it to be safe.

 

[galesgal57]

Ooh wonder what’s coming up at 9. Mike said it’s an improved version of the biggest selling item on IW. Even if you think you don’t need one, buy it to be safe.

Walking canes.

 

[Herring]

Walking canes.

Ahh, ofc. ‍

 

[Duke of Cheese]

My God…They really have gone back to square one.

 

[galesgal57]

My God…They really have gone back to square one.

Expect these to be wheeled out for days to come, if not weeks.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Oh f off with that alarm. I would go away from it, not towards it. They must have sold lots of them, or they wouldn't get a load more back in stock.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Siren! Siren!

Bullshit Alert!

Mike is flogging walking sticks with lights and alarms on.

He finks they are a brillyant bit 'o kit.

Don't try'n ram it down no-ones froat he says.

Nah, Mike would never do that, would he?

 

[Herring]

Hammy from Aberdeen has text in about the walking cane v2….

 

[Lord Helpus]

Tasty geezer Mike ain't got part time dodgy knees like Patio Pete.

So instead he has to patronise old folk by pretending to be infirm and making fun of their movements.

Deeply unpleasant.

 

[galesgal57]

Which colour cane do you have Hammy, and have you ever used the siren?

 

[Lord Helpus]

Which colour cane do you have Hammy, and have you ever used the siren?

And Hammy, do you have an outside loo that you have to light the way to?