hiya mammy,
I want me money back on this dvd, mammy, it's not what I'd signed up for at all. Frankly, any man who tries to add more lumps to me leg will be dealing with fatal lumps to the head, that's how much me dander's up these days. Woof!
I'm just getting the goose fat ready for Damianda's chesticles, and we can only hope that it leaves his chest in a similarly hairy state to mine.
Retirement, eh? That means you'll be able to spend more time on your hobby down the docks, and probably make more money in the process, though what you'll do without yer little charges weeing their kecks, I don't know...though I believe some sailors are similarly inclined.
Crikey, all these flippin' weddings, still, at least one of them is mine, and I won't want a lot of fuss, so don't let Damianda cause fretfullness on our account. Just a Papal blessing will do for me. from the previous Pope, that is.
Lots of love from yer lumpy bubs. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx