Get yerself back on here where yer bubs can keep an eye on you!
Lots of love, Bubs. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Well, mammy, I'm broadminded, as you know, and as long as Damianda can cope with my beard, I'll do my best to tolerate his. I must, however, draw the line at baseball caps, we all have our limits...
Eee, I knew I should have gone to see that old tinker, John Paul, sounds like my kind of chap.
Yeehaw mammy, Love from yer bubs. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I want me money back on this dvd, mammy, it's not what I'd signed up for at all. Frankly, any man who tries to add more lumps to me leg will be dealing with fatal lumps to the head, that's how much me dander's up these days. Woof!
I'm just getting the goose fat ready for Damianda's chesticles, and we can only hope that it leaves his chest in a similarly hairy state to mine.
Retirement, eh? That means you'll be able to spend more time on your hobby down the docks, and probably make more money in the process, though what you'll do without yer little charges weeing their kecks, I don't know...though I believe some sailors are similarly inclined.
Crikey, all these flippin' weddings, still, at least one of them is mine, and I won't want a lot of fuss, so don't let Damianda cause fretfullness on our account. Just a Papal blessing will do for me. from the previous Pope, that is.
Lots of love from yer lumpy bubs. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Eeeeeee, Mammy, there you are now!
I hope you and yours have a fabby Christmas too and that this year you manage to stay out of the clutches of the Law....Keep the KVZ activities to a minimum, what?
Lots of love from yer wee bubs. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx