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I'm still on the look out for a good UVA/ UVB sunscreen that will protect my overly sensitive skin. I bought a few samples last year, but looked like a ghost. Seeing this photograph makes the quest very compelling...

Something to do with Rugby ..... Fair Do's

HISTORICAL TRIVIA 1. In George Washington's days, there were no cameras. One's image was either sculpted or painted. Some paintings of George Washington showed him standing behind a desk with one arm behind his back while others showed both legs and both arms. Prices charged by painters were...

A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says, "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust line forty four". Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions...

Having a little wander around, just for a look-see, nothing in particular Wham! Found this site http://www.beautymouth.com/2012/02/clinic-on-thursday_16.html Impartial, helpful beauty advice. Don't you just wish that "Our Resident Beauty Expert" was ......

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden he said out loud, "Lord grant me one wish." Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have been faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man said...

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. The world is your urinal. You never have to another place because...

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink, then discovers he has to go to the bathroom. To stop anyone stealing his drink he puts a note on it saying, ‘I spat in this beer.’ When he returns he finds another note saying, ‘So did I!’ A man walks into a Florida bar and finds they’re holding a...

Judge: I know you, don't I? Defendant: Uh, yes. Judge: All right, tell me, how do I know you? Defendant: Judge, do I have to tell you? Judge: Of course, you might be obstructing justice not to tell me. Defendant: Okay. I was your bookie. From a defendant representing himself... Defendant: Did...

The following collection made by Norwich Union for their annual Christmas mag. "I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought." "I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a...

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it's 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who...

I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else... I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the...

Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting, Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings, Bundles of magazines tied up in string, These are a few of my favourite things. Cadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses, Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses, Pacemakers...

They Walk Among Us! ---------------------------- To get rid of his old fridge, a man put it in his front yard and hung a Sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.' For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice. He eventually decided that people were...

I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here is back! I know it is not everyone's cup of tea, but I love it. If you do too, please join in! Contestants have been split into two camps, Croc Creek and Snake Rock. If the Newspapers are correct, the 10 Contestants are: Brian Conley - comedian (Croc...

Frazzled mentioned in another Forum that we had 'lost' some threads. I said I'd done one & regretted not saving it. Lovely Carol (Busy Mum) just sent a copy to me. Thank you Carol! :flower: Oils for mature skin care Olive oil - Extra Virgin Olive Oil (EVOO) Contains strong, natural...

How could you not after viewing this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bzvm7zd4Z-s

Is anyone a fan these themed days? Beauty days, craft days, fashion days ...... I've had enough.

Look out, there's a thief about! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxN2kkBEaa8