Womanwithnoname
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Last night Poppy was debuting the new Primal cosmetics with Jess. Wow, the new magnetic mask was a true miracle, as for the first time it has left Jess ABSOLOOOTLY speechless apparently! 
After throwing a heap of clean towels over their shoulders all over the studio and being so entertained by that āpropā themselves they sort of failed to explain the purpose!
They both demonstrated the effect of a small magnet hovering over the tiny iron particles in the mask and Jessās very āsincere aweā of the miracle of the particles sticking to the magnet produced her usual over exaggerated wide open mouth faces
and a couple of minutes of her not yelling āitās flying out of the door, well done!ā. Has Jess ever seen a magnet and itās ability to attract iron particles?ā¦what ā special magicā was that?
Sadly there was a quick recovery, after which she started shouting that this is ā Magic! wow! Are we Dreaming right now?! Revolutionary Technology!ā
Well, skincare industry had this ātechnology ā for DECADES, I use it with another company (which has considerably more impressive medium of Dead Sea minerals in their mask) for past 15 years easily. Not so ārevolutionary ā is it Jess?...There is a multitude of these magnetic masks for every budget out there and have been available before this ārevolutionary technology by Primalā!!
Primal mask has a medium of olive + almond oil and synthetic vitamin A peptide. No percentages or quantities explained or given
ā¦they were showing the graphics of the box and no percentages stated there either!
The real comedy began with the questions from the viewers, so there were several questions:
1) Someone asked if you had to cleanse your face before putting on the mask. Lovely Poppy said no, as it would pull all the dirt and impurities. Wow! This mask is truly revolutionary, as EVERY mask on a market suggests that you cleanse your face before putting on ANY mask. It was especially funny as the video graphics of the masks directions stipulated ācleaning the face prior to the application ā
2) Someone asked how many applications you get form a 50 mls mask jar. Poppy answered that is was āhundredsā before the producer clearly shouted I her earpieceā¦sure Poppy, because a very thrifty application of that product would only stretch to 5-7 mls a go a 50 mls would clearly give you hundreds? she recovered by saying itās actually āLOADSā of applicationsā¦bravo Poppy, back to elementary school !
3) the question that she absolutely should have been ready to answer about pacemakers and the magnet!! Ohhh, no sense again!
āgo to your GP for advice on using this maskā!!
Now I truly understood Steve Bennettās claim on saving the NHS
, I can see the GPS up and down the country having to prioritise their appointments to see āDoris with her magic maskā!
an thanking STEVE BENNET THE SAVIOUR! Thank you Steve
itās not a rocket science and the safety precautions are available for anyone with an ICD or a pacemaker and POPPY who goes on air to DEBUT this miracle! All magnetic devices need to be at last 6 inches from the device and caution is advised With ANY magnetic devices.
So it was not bad enough that she sent everyone with a pacemaker and ICD to go to their GP armed with the magic maskā¦she then went on to add āeveryone with dental implant should seek advice too.!!!ā
sorry what? Your little poxy magnet is powerful enough to pull implants out of ppls jaws??!
So I could forgive this to the usual Gemporia presenters, but Poppy is the Primal ambassadorā¦to come in this CLUELESS and yet push sales with the aplomb of a Professorā¦ BRAVO
I have not bought anything from them in months and vitamins/primal products I never questioned reallyā¦I take and buy vitamins, but having the āambassador ā who seem to not understand simple math or face masks made me question anything that they are saying.
After throwing a heap of clean towels over their shoulders all over the studio and being so entertained by that āpropā themselves they sort of failed to explain the purpose!
They both demonstrated the effect of a small magnet hovering over the tiny iron particles in the mask and Jessās very āsincere aweā of the miracle of the particles sticking to the magnet produced her usual over exaggerated wide open mouth faces
and a couple of minutes of her not yelling āitās flying out of the door, well done!ā. Has Jess ever seen a magnet and itās ability to attract iron particles?ā¦what ā special magicā was that?Sadly there was a quick recovery
, after which she started shouting that this is ā Magic! wow! Are we Dreaming right now?! Revolutionary Technology!āWell, skincare industry had this ātechnology ā for DECADES, I use it with another company (which has considerably more impressive medium of Dead Sea minerals in their mask) for past 15 years easily. Not so ārevolutionary ā is it Jess?...There is a multitude of these magnetic masks for every budget out there and have been available before this ārevolutionary technology by Primalā!!
Primal mask has a medium of olive + almond oil and synthetic vitamin A peptide. No percentages or quantities explained or given
ā¦they were showing the graphics of the box and no percentages stated there either!The real comedy began with the questions from the viewers, so there were several questions:
1) Someone asked if you had to cleanse your face before putting on the mask. Lovely Poppy said no, as it would pull all the dirt and impurities. Wow! This mask is truly revolutionary, as EVERY mask on a market suggests that you cleanse your face before putting on ANY mask. It was especially funny as the video graphics of the masks directions stipulated ācleaning the face prior to the application ā
2) Someone asked how many applications you get form a 50 mls mask jar. Poppy answered that is was āhundredsā before the producer clearly shouted I her earpiece
ā¦sure Poppy, because a very thrifty application of that product would only stretch to 5-7 mls a go a 50 mls would clearly give you hundreds? she recovered by saying itās actually āLOADSā of applicationsā¦bravo Poppy, back to elementary school !3) the question that she absolutely should have been ready to answer about pacemakers and the magnet!! Ohhh, no sense again!
āgo to your GP for advice on using this maskā!!
Now I truly understood Steve Bennettās claim on saving the NHS
, I can see the GPS up and down the country having to prioritise their appointments to see āDoris with her magic maskā! an thanking STEVE BENNET THE SAVIOUR! Thank you Steveitās not a rocket science and the safety precautions are available for anyone with an ICD or a pacemaker and POPPY who goes on air to DEBUT this miracle! All magnetic devices need to be at last 6 inches from the device and caution is advised With ANY magnetic devices.
So it was not bad enough that she sent everyone with a pacemaker and ICD to go to their GP armed with the magic maskā¦she then went on to add āeveryone with dental implant should seek advice too.!!!ā
sorry what? Your little poxy magnet is powerful enough to pull implants out of ppls jaws??
!So I could forgive this to the usual Gemporia presenters, but Poppy is the Primal ambassadorā¦to come in this CLUELESS and yet push sales with the aplomb of a Professorā¦
BRAVO I have not bought anything from them in months and vitamins/primal products I never questioned reallyā¦I take and buy vitamins, but having the āambassador ā who seem to not understand simple math or face masks made me question anything that they are saying.
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