Rings fit for a king!

[TheManWithNoName]

Now available on the Gemporia website - Jewellery fit for a king!

Obviously, Charlie Sausagefingers only wants the finest quality jewellery to sit alongside the Kooh I Noor diamond - so, naturally, this graphic will take you straight to the Lorique and Arthur Ivy collections, right?

I can just imagine Charlie and Camilla flicking through Gemporia's website right now, trying to make the hard decision of whether to opt for the Ratanakiri Zircon Rose Gold Plated Hippocrocopig (or whatever it's meant to be) ring, or some of Troth's Jadeite set in luxurious gold tone.

 

[VapidStoat]

I don't think Gemporia has enough disposable cash right now to buy enough gold tone silver to make rings to fit Chuckles the Third.

 

[TheManWithNoName]

I don't think Gemporia has enough disposable cash right now to buy enough gold tone silver to make rings to fit Chuckles the Third.

They do, however, have enough Jadeite to bury him in a ball pit full of the stuff!

 

[VapidStoat]

They do, however, have enough Jadeite to bury him in a ball pit full of the stuff!

I would happily pay to see that