Now Steady Yourselves... Jess "Three Tops" Foley

[SnowMoon]

GTN sprays for cardiac conditions on standby. Jess is on now. In a LILAC top! Not grey, not red but LILAC!

 

[AndyW]

Ooh! A sleeveless version too!

 

[SnowMoon]

I think that colour really suits her - and that's honest and not sarcasm.

 

[Rose de France]

Well, she'a a February baby.

 

[AndyW]

I think that colour really suits her - and that's honest and not sarcasm.

I do get the point about the apparent bulk buy but that whole figure hugging ribbed look really suits her.

 

[TheManWithNoName]

That's TWO new tops this year!

Has she won the lottery?

 

[TheManWithNoName]

On a side note, she was flogging a gold ring yesterday. £400

"My advice to you would be is to get as many as you can. Stack them".

Righto Jess!

 

[VapidStoat]

I haven't been watching much selly telly for the last few months. So it's come as some surprise that not only has Jess bought herself some new clothes, but so has Jake "Supersize Me" Thompson, Gemporia MD.

No more will the West Midlands' answer to the Michelin Man be wearing shirts straining at the seams and buttons like a cut-rate Incredible Hulk! No!

Now it seems he's going to be wearing slightly undersized fleece tops that unfortunately over accentuate his bosom area.

Hmmm.

 

[TheManWithNoName]

Now it seems he's going to be wearing slightly undersized fleece tops that unfortunately over accentuate his bosom area.

I was hoping for a good nights sleep tonight. I'm now going to have a nightmare with that vision fresh in my head!

 

[VapidStoat]

I was hoping for a good nights sleep tonight. I'm now going to have a nightmare with that vision fresh in my head!

My work here is done.

But if I have to suffer from experiencing that unspeakable vision, then so should everyone else.

 

[SnowMoon]

My work here is done.

But if I have to suffer from experiencing that unspeakable vision, then so should everyone else.

The board bought me in at the bottom of this page - and to Vapid's post. Having read the above there is no way in hell I am scrolling up. Especially as I had a cheese sarnie earlier and it is heading towards bedtime. I guess this is the forum equivalent of sticking my fingers in my ears and singing: "Not listening, la-la-la-la-la" loudly and repeatedly.
You ain't getting me with your unspeakable visions Vapid... :+P

 

[VapidStoat]

The board bought me in at the bottom of this page - and to Vapid's post. Having read the above there is no way in hell I am scrolling up. Especially as I had a cheese sarnie earlier and it is heading towards bedtime. I guess this is the forum equivalent of sticking my fingers in my ears and singing: "Not listening, la-la-la-la-la" loudly and repeatedly.
You ain't getting me with your unspeakable visions Vapid... :+P

There's always tomorrow, SnowMoon

 

[SnowMoon]

There's always tomorrow, SnowMoon

"La-la-la-la-la"

 

[TheManWithNoName]

The board bought me in at the bottom of this page - and to Vapid's post. Having read the above there is no way in hell I am scrolling up. Especially as I had a cheese sarnie earlier and it is heading towards bedtime. I guess this is the forum equivalent of sticking my fingers in my ears and singing: "Not listening, la-la-la-la-la" loudly and repeatedly.
You ain't getting me with your unspeakable visions Vapid... :+P

You know they say that the first sign of love is hate?

Don't deny that you love the thought of Jake Thompson busting out of his shirt, giving a subtle glimpse of his ample moobs!

You've been rumbled!

 

[Womanwithnoname]

Now it seems he's going to be wearing slightly undersized fleece tops that unfortunately over accentuate his bosom area.

I thought I would be so thankful to see him in something SOILD, without the gaping shirt with
those poor shirt buttons holding on to dear life…It made me stressed just watching

The SOILD fleece wear he is sporting came 4 sizes too small??
This VT they keep running of him talking DIAMONDS wearing
burgundy fleece over something …

It is truly SOMETHING… he makes Del Boy look like LIBERACE

looking for “eyes bleeding” emoji that doesn’t exist

 

[SnowMoon]

You know they say that the first sign of love is hate?

Don't deny that you love the thought of Jake Thompson busting out of his shirt, giving a subtle glimpse of his ample moobs!

You've been rumbled!

Actually, Jake would be quite safe. I prefer boobs to moobs.

 

[VapidStoat]

Actually, Jake would be quite safe. I prefer boobs to moobs.

Judging by these VTs that keep getting run, I doubt there's much difference

 

[SnowMoon]

Judging by these VTs that keep getting run, I doubt there's much difference

Yeah, but there's still the overall bloke-ishness... I'll pass. He's all yours.

 

[VapidStoat]

Yeah, but there's still the overall bloke-ishness... I'll pass. He's all yours.

ALL of him? That'll take a while to deliver, then

 

[AndyW]

ALL of him? That'll take a while to deliver, then

Now that is a bargain at £3.95...