Random musings and general banter.

[Deleted member 21838]

Hayley Sparkes has been a beauty guest

 

[haribo]

A bad cold means I happened to be awake at 6am so tuned in and its horrendous. Sally Jacks and some woman screeching about how you should buy Ben Sherman eau de parfum if you want to smell of tobacco and sandalwood.

 

[Jazzydrury]

they don’t even appear sorry

 

[Latearrival]

WTF buy a triple Action eye care light wand
and
WOW
extened returns till January but only if it’s unused and still in its wrapper

 

[Keep Going]

Pedro Simone full on Pedro Simone.....living his dream.

Laughable.....its like they all just had a few months jolly then back to "work".

 

[Flying Pigs]

No, I don’t want to ring Jaipur.

“Your satisfaction is our top priority, and we're always striving to make your shopping experience with Ideal World as seamless as possible.

To serve you better, we have two dedicated Customer Care teams, one in Belfast, Ireland, and another in Jaipur, India. Our highly-trained agents are on standby, eager to assist you with any queries, concerns, or to guide you in making that perfect purchase. And guess what? They've earned an impressive Customer Satisfaction Score of 96%!

Best of all, reaching out to us won't cost you a penny! Our freephone numbers ensure that you can place orders and get all your queries answered without any extra charges.”

Also seems very quick to have earned a score of 96% when it started at 06:00 this morning!

 

[Jazzydrury]

It’s Now Alex Knowles and the Pillows, and a presenter I havent seen before

 

[Hammy60]

It’s Now Alex Knowles and the Pillows, and a presenter I havent seen before

Annie Connolly

 

[Jazzydrury]

They answered my query, that’s how to text be genuine and don’t call them shysters

 

[Jazzydrury]

In 50 minutes they have read two texts and one being from me, that is poor when the text number is always shown

 

[Jazzydrury]

I have genuinely ordered, but do you really need a 2 hour special, for one item

 

[Latearrival]

Did I miss somethin, fall asleep, have an absence .
just looked on the ideal website and clicked on recently aired.
i honestly don’t remember seeing this.

 

[Price Plunge]

Watching the reanimated Ideal World corpse for the first time with a presenter trying to flog a COVID shield, sorry, 'LED Beauty' mask and she appears to be going through hell trying to do so. Anyway there's an hour-long 'Watch Collection' show at 10pm...

Will Kevski be back, attempting to flog off the last of the Lunokhod 2's?
Or will it be a Swan & Edgar less-than-spectacular?
Alternatively something else they've found down the back of the Ideal World sofa?

*drums fingers, waits patiently*

 

[Jazzydrury]

Not the watches you were expecting

 

[Price Plunge]

It's a Challenger Bluetooth Phone Watch!

Having a phone in your hand is apparently a 'bad habit'. So don't call Ideal World to order one.

 

[Jazzydrury]

It's a Challenger Bluetooth Phone Watch!

Having a phone in your hand is apparently a 'bad habit'. So don't call Ideal World to order one.

She’s getting excitied

 

[Hammy60]

Not the watches you were expecting

If you want a cheap smart thingy, then just get one of these, same thing.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0974RV1YG/?tag=shoppingcom03-21

 

[Jazzydrury]

Poor Emma gone from being a expert on posh watches to these

 

[Price Plunge]

The astonishing thing about her sales pitch is that she keeps going on about 'incredible functionality' but mainly sits there holding the watch, which is just as well given that the display and the touchscreen when she uses them looks awful. Possibly because the battery life's so poor that they're afraid it would run out before the presentation finishes.

 

[Hammy60]

Poor Emma gone from being a expert on posh watches to these

When did she ever do posh watches?

Okay i suppose Heritor watches are posh compared to these things but not be much.