Why oh Why oh Why?..............

[The Scottish Shopper]

Are we supposed to take "fashion" (I use the word loosely for QVC) advice from a man who looks like he has stolen his grandad's demob suit. Also, why does every outfit he describes have to have a "story" or a "vibe". I do not look at a mannequin or display in a shop and think "wow that has a really relaxed fit vibe". I despair...............

Rant over!

:mysmilie_10:

 

[Turandot]

Do you mean Antthony or someone else?

 

[Elliementary]

I was thinking ... Glen Campbell ... maybe?

 

[loveallthingsitalian]

Glen got my vote too.

Did we have a little pump, a pant, a crisp white shirt?

 

[shopperholic]

Glen got my vote too.

Did we have a little pump, a pant, a crisp white shirt?

Or a story that's bang on trend coming through.

 

[ERICS MUM]

Glen got my vote too.

Did we have a little pump, a pant, a crisp white shirt?

I've not heard him mention the 'city short' for a while, it can't be bang on trend this season. Same with colour-blocking, must be last year's story.

 

[Craftalot]

It's got to be Glenn, with the 'story coming through'.

Did the story come through with a little trouser?

 

[Anna]

It's got to be Glenn, with the 'story coming through'.

Did the story come through with a little trouser?

And does the story have a beginning, a middle and an end? What utter tripe they trot out.

 

[loveallthingsitalian]

Did he say about wearing EMUs with a short strappy sun dress or sandals with a faux fur coat?

Was "it" whatever it was, able to be worn to a BBQ/garden party/christening/travelling on plane?

Was it going to update our wardrobes to bring it on trend?

 

[shopperholic]

He must be thrilled, just sends an item of clothing upstairs to tell the kids a story before bedtime, saving him and the missus a job, I believe Centigrade tell the best.

 

[loveallthingsitalian]

Still doesn't have enough time to put his socks on!

 

[The Scottish Shopper]

Sorry folks, yes, yes, yes the dreaded Glen "I am a fashion stylist/trend analyst" Campbell. I want to throw things at the TV when that twerp is on. It's like car crash tv, I can't help but watch, but know I shouldn't for the sake of my blood pressure!!!!

 

[Glittergirl]

Still doesn't have enough time to put his socks on!

Funny! At least he knows how to describe an anorak or two :mysmilie_8:

 

[Akimbo]

I've not heard him mention the 'city short' for a while, it can't be bang on trend this season. Same with colour-blocking, must be last year's story.

Well give it another year EM and the "city short" will be back as "retro" then another 5 years it'll ascend to "vintage"!

 

[countrymaid]

Oh! This thing of wearing a suit and no socks is just horrible. Did he have his Birkenstocks on>

 

[ERICS MUM]

Well give it another year EM and the "city short" will be back as "retro" then another 5 years it'll ascend to "vintage"!

Or even 'kitsch' !

 

[Lady Madonna]

I was thinking ... Glen Campbell ... maybe?

I was thinking that as well.